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I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

yall im going to be gone for the summer so as long as you guys don get bitten by a furry or scratched by a retard then you will fine. byeee

Dancing, some things I said about you were unnecessary and I'm sorry. However, you will delete every stolen joke and meme before I delete them myself. It's extremely disrespectful and annoying to see older jokes stolen and recycled.

Í am New and i don’t can englisch ...wegen you speak German you can write to me please 😂😂😂 Sorry ....

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100 bottles of beer on da wall, 100 bottles of beer~! You take one down, You pass it around, Now you’ve got 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Is it possible to eat my spaghetti out of a cat bum bum or do I need you cut the cat in half?

Matt, here is another retard you need to ban: https://worstjokesever.com/@theterrorist10000

This imbecile is trying to be the real The Terrorist 4.0 and is spamming bs. The amount of annoyingness this person gives off is astronomical and nobody wants him here.