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Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hey guys ;) So i have some news first off I AM NOT QUITTING!!!! You guys have helped me with some things December 24-26, i will not really be in here. For around December 24-January 2-3, i will not be as active on here but I will check a lot since i am going on vacation I don’t quit on people so i will be very active after this time stamp

KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEÖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veas… Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

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Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

its official starting today at 3:05 pm, I will not be on this site for a week. The NExt week I might be on, but the week after that I wont be I wish you all a very pleasent winter break

Hello everyone, it's me again. Sorry if the text looks weird. I was using a translator and wanted to have a serious conversation. So in Korea, where I live, most everyone is born with a single eyelid. However, some people undergo special surgery to create double eyelids. It's so common in Korea these days that getting surgery after high school graduation is almost like a gift. I you might get it but i am scared to death, but at the same time its not normal to not go through it. help

Sure lil ag, think what you want. I hope you know how much you’re embarrassing yourself. Real Ag, you may dislike me, but you have principles and have your boundaries. Thank you.

Angel V, how did u find out abt my WJE account when i never told you abt the website?

(Angel from school only come on here)