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Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.

My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.

Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

I know this may be too soon but can we please pray for North that he gets better even if you have an issue with me posting this can you find it in your heart to pray that North gets better if you have found it pls like and follow North's page and mine where i will be posting pick me ups to get our spirits high and pls just pray for north and i know he will appreciate it <33

hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more

YALL i woke up like an hour late just to rmeberd im getting picked up 2 hours ealir than normal

im pissed im on my friend's google account because they messed up mine cant log back in to mine

I need a break from here I need more time focusing on myself and since I am home-school I also need to worry about that. I'll check up on y'all in a few or so months. I hope things can get better by then. I'll miss some of y'all. Have a great rest of your day and I will see y'all soon.

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUTq3z2Tm0M 0:32-0:54 Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s Puffs! Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up! Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s … Read more

'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars I'm gonna give you my heart 'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars 'Cause you light up the path I don't care, go on and tear me apart I don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh 'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars I think I saw you 'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars I wanna die in your arms, oh, oh-oh 'Cause you get lighter… Read more

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GENESIS 26 Isaac and Abimelek 1Now there was a famine in the land—besides the previous famine in Abraham’s time—and Isaac went to Abimelek king of the Philistines in Gerar. 2The Lord appeared to Isaac and said, “Do not go down to Egypt; live in the land where I tell you to live. 3Stay in this land for a while, and I will be with you and will bless you. For to you and your descendants I will give all these lands and w… Read more