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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

(This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.

Everyone, Luiz is real. She just had Kayla talk to me with an account as her "sister." That's all i'm going to say. No more drama with this.

CHAT DO STILL NEED THIS ACC https://worstjokesever.com/@everyonesguardianangel/community read its bio

Yo sorry, I kinda ghosted this site for a few days, irl emergency, everything good tho, don't ask. Who's on?

Dear all trick or treaters,

I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in

Sincerely, Big D. Randy

now what would happen if pinnochio said "I am lying in this sentence" think about it

Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.

As some may know or have noticed, I have been off this site for a year. That was because of c.ai. I have a lot to keep up with, so I have looked back at my earlier posts and tried to look through this site again, I have noticed something I can’t remember: In-jokes. Is that something new? What is it for, and is it any different than memes?

Guess who’s back!

It’s me, ADHD autist. I have not been active for over a year, (for a reason, but I’ll come to that later) but now I’m back! I’ve seen some of the posts wondering where I am, what happened to me etc... and I have seen someone calling themselves for ‘ADHD autist is back’. But I must tell you, that’s a fake account. It’s not mine. Trust me, I haven’t even thought about this site nor you guys in a whol… Read more