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GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more
GENESIS 29 Jacob Arrives in Paddan Aram 1Then Jacob continued on his journey and came to the land of the eastern peoples. 2There he saw a well in the open country, with three flocks of sheep lying near it because the flocks were watered from that well. The stone over the mouth of the well was large. 3When all the flocks were gathered there, the shepherds would roll the stone away from the well’s mouth and water the s… Read more
GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
So apparently I am alive
GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M SO SORRY SCHOOL TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!
I'm really back now, I swear, this isn't gonna be another one of those times where I say I'm gonna be back and then never get on, I'll really be checking this often.
It's probably not going to be as constant as it once was, but with the term ending for me soon I should have much more free time so I'll be able to hang around more.
THE KING IS BACK, BABY!! WOOOOO!!!!
OMG JAS OR EMO GIRL I NEED HELP SOS COME ASAP
ALSO lune i sry about when I said L I was joking around cuz u said i was a L also so like kinda felt like i should do it but sry though
Class is so pointless
You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more
It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.
This is so boring:')
so thats kinda crazy
Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.
Yo mama so fat,Dora cant explore her SO TRUE
Yo mama so fat,Dora cant explore her
JAMESON IT SAID YOU WHERE ONLINE SO TALK TO ME U RETARDED MONKEY
Y'all this is LonelyLune(Chxl) but it won't let me sign in on my tablet tho so ima just not sign in and have my user and if someone pretends to be me ehh well suckz then ig
My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning
Gm my loveable idiots today is gonna be a god day for me bc i have my dance and dont have school tmr so im staying the nights at a friends but i will not be on over the weekend because i am not able to bring my chromebook to my moms until my grades are all passing