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I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

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Í am New and i don’t can englisch ...wegen you speak German you can write to me please 😂😂😂 Sorry ....

HELP I NEED HELP CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS JAPANESE KATANA DUOLINGO’S GONNA KILL ME

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THE TERRORIST 4.0less than a minute ago bitch please tf terrorist is begging

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Yall I'm scared af for tmr but I have a question I need to know bc I have my band concert tomorrow so help me out please

MATT fix the website you used to be able to search by year by putting (year) in the jokes search bar. Now you only see memes or people mentioning the year. What I meant is : Put "2014" in search bar. Now the only jokes you will see were made in 2014. Now, put "2014" in the search bar and you will see (RECENT) memes about the year 2014 or jokes mentioning the year 2014. PLEASE FIX THIS.

Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.

Matt, please ban Hank Schrader. He causes unnecessary bs, randomly tells me to kill themselves, and calls them furries and gays. He's literally 8 years old. He said so himself. I don't think anybody would disagree with the idea of banning him.

join the chat please https://padlet.com/ashshields247365/honestly-this-is-just-a-chat-lh8wcy8jgl20qrq7

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

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Terrorist please tell your frined the pizza the we know each other, clearly she doesn't understand that we're friends. Also you still owe me a movie