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I look like, dude- I FEEL like a DUMBASS! Real shit, okay, now, I still think you a beast upon the football field. As far as- me... liking you as a person, fuck you, dawg, okay? Can’t stand yo fuckin’ ass, dawg. Can’t stand you now, man! Y’know, and my whole thing is this, dawg, you fuckin’ up big time man, you over here-

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

Just found this I don't understand it tho: Jake and shaylie are the same person https://worstjokesever.com/@jake read the thread

Jake and shaylie are the same person https://worstjokesever.com/@jake read the thread

If Ur royal u know the the name of the first person you talked to on this site

The best person in your life is the one who comes to your mind first after reading this sentence.

A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back

Ok not round 5, that's soon tho, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?