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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.