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Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.

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Ok, I won’t say anything negative about this.

So you don't need make up? And you don't wear tight clothes? But your still a whore? Dam I wonder how that works

Bro u guys actually got fooled this is just a random anonymous shitting on us

If opal revealed my location to Leo I'm gonna ducking kill her

who dis bru

some weirdo anon

I wear light makeup but no tight clothes. I'm beautiful without it. I am, however, not a whore. I was a virgin before Jake. Some girls decided they were going to pretend to be his girlfriend. It is so ridiculous. Fortunately, I am a good person and I forgive people. Jake and I will get married soon and we will have beautiful children. Other girls than claim to be his girlfriend will be regretful.

This is bull, straight from the horse's mouth Jake does not know you.

u not funny anon

What in the narcissistic personality disorder is this. 💀

More like, pretty dense, pretty delusional, pretty much an asshole who preys on random people for no reason. \

I encourage you to brainstorm some ideas as to why you're such a bitch and nobody likes you. Even Jake doesn't want your dumb ass.

Oi if u don't like us then leave no one asked for U to be here

Aw, amy. Maybe the anon is you?

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jake loves this site and i doubt he will ever love you again and you are just mad