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im bored

bored

boredddd

hi

Hi

how r u

hungry

but good

for real

u?

I'm bored in school

same

i have a project due tomorrow

do u speak Spanish?

no

i only know english soo….

I do I can hardly speak english

oh i can translate ig

ok

okii

but I'm using translate rn

lol

Lol

how old are u

Uh why

btw the rainbow dash thing is a joke chill

i don't know=w

lol

idk why i did it ngl lol

LAMO

LMAO*

Fr

anyways

what ur fav singer

I gotta go I'm in school

cuz idk

oh ok byee

bye my knew amigo

Hola

hola

its like midnight for me rn 💀

it's almost 10 AM for me 🤣🤣🤣

Where do you live?

Australia

AUSSIE

GDAY

The land down under

i hate vegimite tho

I've been to Canberra before it's nice

AUSSIES!

Nope

btw the rainbow dash thing is a joke so chill

Where in australia ru from?

Sup Ethan

Victoria

Who are you

wsg also r u new or a dif name acc

Fun

Fr

Nah, I'm just an alt rn

this is a random acc

oh ik who u are I belive

who

D.A

wait me or them

Say it and then delete it

Also, sorry a few weeks ago

nobody wasnt chill

Why?

Hi to you to

I have 7

Bitch Breaker^^^

yep ik who he is

I dont need this one

Who is he?

WHOOOOO

Dont Ask

can I say 9000?

Just say it and then delete it

wsp lettuce

HI!

Dont Ask, it's what I go by online

Do you know Ethan irl?

im so tired

Same

so sleep then

good for you

Hru?

👹

I've seen that guy on tiktok

Yea same

no he dosen't but were freinds

What's his main acc's name

듀오링고는 게이 입니다

Yall take ages to type

tiktok is such a horrible place

Are you Korean?

no im learning it

cuz why not

Yeah I deleted it

I use youtube instead

especially after it started going after the country of our people, but lets not get into that

check ur meme-post

Sup Cosmo

wsp

do i know you?

?

Don't ask?

who r u?

Me?

no

I dont know you that well but ik you

We're the same fucking person...

idk who tf this is

Alt

huh

bes sonic game

hush

hydrocity

isn't it the same word

no its pronounced hydrocity

Hydro-City

Hydro-sity?

What?

?

hi

hydrocity thats how you say it and ive made a poll

Cool

What does it mean

Who u

you don't speak hebrew?

No

oh

I mean yeah I can

oh well

But not like if it's in English

it was just a bit of a play on words

I can read it and understand it with Hebrew letters

ah, ok

gay ppl

אין כלב

guys do yall know any other websites like this

sorry, wrong translation

yeah

like…?

sw

its a German wje

שום כלב

stop speaking in hebrew

Fr

respectfully

Anyway i kinda need something more specific pls

i'd rather not

mk

💀

Why?

I said respectfully

אני אוהב כלבים!

Why don't you want us speaking our language?

bc we can't understand it

like I have no problem I'm just asking

Ok but we're just fucking around

why are you being so defensive

its not like I'm saying your banned from speaking ur language

Bro.. I'm not idk why you're picking a fight

I'm not

היי

Ok then what's the problem

I never said there was a problem

nu,

Ok you were acting like there was

Idc

Whatever

💀💀💀📸📸📸🍿🍿🍿

bro when?

so do i, shame that they aren't kosher

Fr, but dogs are too cute to eat

yeah

tell that to dipshit

My culture eats dogs..

Do you have any pets?

Racist

my mom's an emergency vet, so I know a lot about dogs

What's your culture?

its a joke

Nice

Ik

mk

Vietnamese

2. one's a standard poodle named udi (hebrew origin, obv.) and a mini poodle mix

Are you Dipshit?

ITS DIPSHIT

OMG

wtf

I have a dog too

nice

I have 2

lmao

can dogs eat chesse

yeah

Yeah, my dog loves american cheese

Ok good

american cheese is so bad

fr

my dog has eaten alot of chocolate 😭

how is ur dog alive?

my dogs absolutely love egg yokes

Ik

My dogs like matzo

my dog loves sausge

MY DOGS FINE

how do yall reply cuz i cant

oh, thats kinda funny. my dogs also love bread or challah

Haha

make an account

OHHH KK

My dog follows me wherever I go

Istg this is dipshit

I cant get a moment of peace

I take my dogs on walks

YALL IM BACK

I'm homeschooled so I get to walk my dog a lot

worstjokesever.com/@dipshit

I walk spiders

I could never be homeschooled

covid was enough for me

I'm going to public school next week and I'm scared

you'll be fine

Why

wait what grade?

Is 11th grade hard?

11th

girl idk

Because my parents think I should experience a public school

beats me

Oh

What grade are you in

the food is ass

Yeah my friend told me that but I'm gonna pack lunch

good

ah. that's good. i used to go to israel for a week at a time, and i used to go to school there, and the teachers are so loud

like holy crap

I bring a lunch box full of snacks and then if the food is good I get some but if its not then ig I'm eating snacks for lunch

I lived in Israel for like five or so years, from ages 8-13. I went to school for two years there and I liked it

I usually bring soup for lunch

oh

Why are we talking abt school 😭😭

I love soup

I like matzoh ball soup

You should try it sometime

maybe

it’s mid

I want a grilled cheese

Or maftou;

maftoul

Never heard of it

oh, cool. where do you live now (if ur fine with me asking)?

It depends who makes it

bro😭

In America

lmao

oh, cool

ok I gtg I'll be back later

bye byeeee

Bye

bye

cga

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG

Where in Israel did you live?

💀💀💀

uhhh u good?

my grandma lives in netanya

W

I'm from Netanya!

oh nice!

i used to go to the naomi shemer elementry school

I come HERE to say hi and I see that

great book

Whats it called

😰

what?

Its good

to YOU it is 😭

why do YOU not like IT 💀

Because i'm not into sus shit

like

in THAT way. I make sus jokes but I don't read that shit

or look at that shit

i dont either but still good lol

in your opinion ig

My friend would read that at school

now that is concerning

Thats worse than the book

🧢

wrong emoji hold up

💀

🏕

idk im sending a random emoji

💀💀💀💀💀💀

bro

what

Hold on lemme make an acc

ok

hi again

hi

thats someone at my school

thats every girl in school

Fr

but this specific girl is such a bitch at my school

ok?

what dis ahe do

*did

*she

😭

Long story

hello

and fix ur spelling btw

hi

huh

it was an accident.

oh hi ethan

wsg

uhh

idk

sitting next to your gf rn lol

NAHHH FR?

fr

ok

U know him irl?

he does

ok

yeah

How old are you guys…

uhh i'm 15

crazy

turned 15 on the 1st of this month actually

nice happy very late birthday

thanks

also i think the word youre looking for is 'belated'

Btw my friend showed me this website so like..

ok…

do you just talk to random people

yeah ig

and share memes and jokes

cool ig

Hi

hey

hi

Are you a cat

Who ru

anonymous

Thats my name

What;s your real name

oh thats their acc name i think lol

wtf

damn wrong chat

.

Is the cat person a furry

No, I'm literally a cat with lettuce on it's head.

not all people who have "cat" or any animal in their name is a furry

or an animal as their pfp

like me. im NOT a furry, its just a zelda character. furries are kinda strange, but kudos to them for being creative,

*.

ok

I think they're kinda cool :3

wait so u support furries

yeah, only some furries are weird.. like.. yeah yk what I mean

Ofc I do!

my friends hate furries tho

i dont personally

Theyre really creative too. and they make tons of money. (the ones who make the suits)

Who cares!

W furries ig

My friends care

ALOT

Anonymous, ru an alt???

yes

Are you Thoughtless?

youtube.com/shorts/oNSmaIfD4y4?si=jgmVsEBcEqEfgarA

Huh

i dont understand

what is this

what the fuck is this

a building/??

photoshop

?

what

wthh

idk

And btw idk who thoughtless is

Hi

hello

im bored pls cure boredem

errm okay

TY

me real

WHAT IS THATT 😭😭

It's kris doing gangam style

niceee

Wait i have a question

why

yeah

?

💀

Do u know how to take revenge on someone

when they cry alot

weird question ik but like..

hm... let me think

what did they do

Just slap random ppl for no reason

and leaving their friends

and a betrayer

ooh. then tell them to go to a mental hospital and say they their dad will never come back to them because they're so dumb.

OOH

and then

Loll

say that they should get slapped themself and they should go hug a fucking tree 🥰

ive seen then hug a tree 😭😭

damn

But great advice ngl

yw

tyy

oh and she gets mad that i call her megamind

glad to help

LMAO

What is that

its jet from sonic the hedgehog

ohhhh

U watch sonic? 💀

um.. yeah. i mostly watch people play it and learn the lore

but yeah

i watch the shows too.

ok cool ig

I LOVE HORROR 👹

I'm 15 fyi. im not a little kid

ME TOO

Frrr

i like drawing

Have you watched blumhouses truth or dare?

noo 😭

Dang

watch it

and I accidentally deleted a message

sad

ok

wanna see some aryyy

*art

Yass

brb

Ok

BTW THOSE DRAWING ARE SO GOOD AHHH

i see 🏳️‍⚧️ flag

back

hi again

yeah, its my um sona. not fursona. just sona. I changed it from female to male

im not a furry 🤬

Okii

the unicorns are my sisters drawings btw

alr

btw furries are OK

yeah

but some are rlly weird

fr

a kid in my school barks at ppl

like nobody wants to see your morbidly obese fursona

oh

yea..

Wait are you in school rn

yeah

Hi again

hey

hellu

Hru guys?

tired, but good

TRIED

What time is it for you

2am

Go to sleep!!

nah

i went to get some snacks

I'm eating ramen right now

no faiir im getting hungy

*hungry

Korean?

Then eat

in English class rn. cant. she said no food.

oh sad

real

what time is it for u?

umm

10: 55

dang

am

*A.M

you in America?

yeah

that far ngl

thats*

where ru?

Australia

DAMN

nice place

ikr

how big are the spiders

/j

BIG

Shit

I'm back

big bois

It's 12:01 for me

Noice

New york?

Where in Australia are you from?

I would say but I don't wanna share my state if that's ok

Its fine

in vic

I'm in texas

help

Ooooooo

Do I live in America? That is up for you guys to decide

Maybe I do, but maybe I don't

Maybe I lied about what time it was for me

You'll never know

nooo not 'ooooo'. it sucks. either its winter or summer. no inbetween

I have a world clock its says 12:03 is in new york

ne fall. no spring. its just hot or cold. 😭

*no

Not a problem for me 💀

ok

AUTISM CREATURE

u good? 😭

no. Its so hot.

i hate texas

I don't like where I live either

thats sad

the only thing i hate here are the spiders

Why?

well, not as hot as az

The people there are kind of offensive to me because of my ethnicity- and it's jut loud

ah

oh ok

true

Yeah

Common aussie roommate

real

SPOIDAH

im guessing its because ur a "genocidal" Israeli

fun!

bro..

I told people in my area I supported Israel- I was called slurs and offensive terms, laughed at, and much more. Because I'm half Palestinian, half Israeli, I guess people expect me to feel pity for my own people but I do not support Palestine. I mean, I think the war should end, but people call my country "IsNotReal" and say very mean and offensive things

average white Texan on a summer day (its 100000 degrees)

FR

I feel so bad for you/gen

U alg tho?

just try to ignore it

What is alg?

all good

Al good

all*

That's what I'm trying to do

You are a literal counter-argument to the statement of Israel being an "apartheid" state.

Yeah I'm fine!

Ok good

making sure

Lmao yes

you better be okay

yeah

or i will haunt youuu 👻

/j

so scary

Mentally, I'm fine. Physically, I should probably get more exersice

Same 💀

lmao. so should i

My mom says I'm too skinny and I should bulk up by working out, which is kinda weird but my dad doesn't care

well as long as you feellll okay

Do what u want but listen to ur mom too ig

I'm also extremely skinny, though i have a surprisingly decently good thrust-to-weight ratio

W

I HATE working out so much, but I do enjoy rock climbing. I've been doing it since I was 6

Im skinny af

im also actually a climber

Is it hard

What's your highest grade?

It's fun in a climbing gym!

v3/5.11

v7/5.13a

It's like a puzzle but with your body

dang

nice

Okk

Yeah, but my sibling is a professional climber and is v10/5.15a

GODDAMN

anyways i gtg now

BYE

alr

cya

Yeah, they're CRAZY good. They're planing on climbing dawn wall soon but don't have anyone to go with

no fucking way

aid climb or trad?

Well it's just their goal. They've climbed a different el cap route before tho

that's still no small feet

*feat