Eminem was born on October 17, 1972

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but he moved to Detroit at a young age. Eminem always got bullied by his classmates... because he hadn’t discovered RAP yet, and everyone looked down on poor little Eminem. There was this one kid named D’Angelo, who would bully and torment Eminem REALLY badly. But one day, it went too far... poor Eminem was in the bathroom, taking a piss, when suddenly D’Angelo fucking KICKED the door down, broke into the stall, and started beating Eminem up while he was pissing, that’s why Eminem pissed all over himself and D’Angelo, but Eminem was too busy getting BEAT UP to give a fuck. D’Angelo beat up Eminem so badly that he got sent to hospital, and the doctors told his mom that Eminem would have to be INSTITUTIONALIZED. Basically, he was going to be BRAIN-DEAD for the rest of his life, he would have to live in an asylum, and his mom could only visit him every once in a while. But his mom decided she DIDN’T want Eminem to be institutionalized, she thought she could just nurse him back to health. It took months of hard work, but after homeschooling and re-teaching Eminem everything he needed to know, Eminem returned back to his old self. Eminem’s mom decided to sue the school, since they ALLOWED this to happen to Eminem. For a few years, Eminem was scared of black people, he had PTSD because of D’Angelo. But once he took up RAP, he got OVER his fear, and then most of his friends were BLACK people from the rap community. When Eminem got fired from his job, he decided to take up rap FULL-TIME, and when Dr. Dre signed him, his career EXPLODED, Eminem was now the famous rapper in America, he had reached ultimate success, everything was going AMAZING for Eminem, in fact, he even got to be the star in a MOVIE called 8 Mile, and Eminem released a SONG for 8 Mile, called Lose Yourself, which became Eminem’s GREATEST HIT, and propelled him into stratospheric fame. But everything changed one night when Eminem OVERDOSED on drugs. He almost died, but he SURVIVED, but he was a shell of his former self. Eminem thought he would retire for GOOD, but he didn’t, he decided to keep making music after getting out of the drug asylum and returning to being a productive member of society. Eminem’s career was BACK, and he had rescued himself from the hole he fell into. He dropped more successful albums like Recovery and Kamikaze, and he made more HIT SINGLES, like Not Afraid, Love The Way You Lie, and Rap God. Eminem is now living his best life in a Michigan mansion.

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