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I was a fucking millisecond slowโ€ฆ

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I was counting itโ€ฆ

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NOOOOO can u like order a new one maybe?

Wade

I was counting itโ€ฆ

Iโ€™m sorry I took your carefully thought out win :(

well I mean I haven't rlly went to go look for it

Thatโ€™s good then ^^

When you can js look for it rhen

YAYAYAYAYAYAHIHIIHIHIHIHIII

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hello jaquzie

BBG

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SOMEONE HAD ME MAKE THE A COLLAGE

oop

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OH OF COURSE HE DOESNT REPLY TO THT

It looks good && he should have replied to it. He just sucks at replying

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why cant u use madalin no more bbg

oh my dumbass school blocked it

Just like mine </3 except I can get a workaround to it

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cant u use like unblocked games 76?

wait what

Wait do you want a workaround Ja?

Yum Myan

Wait do you want a workaround Ja?

sure

Ok gimmie a second; itโ€™s not that hard to find it && it works for ~6 months before it needs replacing I think

Or it js == gay && doesnโ€™t

https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbzlI0f1-ecYPbzoBR3OvE5nBH-krlom4UKH28DjIm-f4FGM3nA5g__x1N-EGVph-M46YA/exec

Not a problem at all!! Itโ€™s what I do ^^

I do the silly willy && make stuff work cuz Iโ€™m just like that lol

Maybe heโ€™s asleep?

Madalim still ur thing right

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cry

Why?

I hate unintentionally doing that

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it prolly got blocked for him cause of his parents

Well that makes sense

If he left then Iโ€™m gonna imma gonna uh idk Iโ€™ll be mad at him >:(

Ew indeed oh ok well thatโ€™s good then

It sucks && Iโ€™m sorry that people do. It js kinda happens so hopefully a good reason for it will be explained

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no?

fuck no I'ma seem deperate

The name == so long why tf do people do that

Jazzy๐Ÿ’•

fuck no I'ma seem deperate

I donโ€™t think you will

Anytime ^^ just donโ€™t overreact. I know itโ€™s scary but eventually if either one of you makes a move then just maybe let things work out

What did you sayโ€ฆ?

The liler the silliness the bigger the gravity of the situation

-sun tzu, the art of war

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he like works our

so do u

YOU WORK OUT??? OMGOMGOMGOMG

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE LIFT? || exercise?

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GHOST WONT GET WJE

:(

YOOOOO I used to do Karate! Iโ€™ve been thinking of doing MMA but idk maybe very seldom if I even do

Oh cool! How close are you?

Awesome! I was three belts away but that was before the pandemic && all

I have like almost 1 year left till I'm a black belt

Yeah :D it was really fun

YOOO I wish you luck !!

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JASMN STOPPP I CANT BE HONRY TO U IF U AINT THERE

THATS WHY I LEFT

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My dad used to sword fight || smthn

The heritage == crazy tho

Mb for the &&, ||, and == in my sentences

I'm in the middle of a convo with an old friend

We love old friends sometimes tho

LIKE DAMN THAT STUPID BITCH NEEDS TO GET A LIFE

Please donโ€™t hit on me ๐Ÿ™ idk if thatโ€™s humbling how do you humble ๐Ÿ˜”

Yum Myan

Please donโ€™t hit on me ๐Ÿ™ idk if thatโ€™s humbling how do you humble ๐Ÿ˜”

?

nd this bitch is rlly saying "well go to sleep then"

From what I understand

Emma tried getting my number && called me hot

Jazzy๐Ÿ’•

DONT WORRY

Thank you ^^.

Idk I havenโ€™t seen her on madalin

like they fall and its the funniest thing ever

Bro has acquired tm of the skibidi looksmaxx edge rizz

You are the sigma ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿบ

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

Jazzy๐Ÿ’•

I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

W

I START THE DAY THININGN ABOUT HER

I END THE DAY THIKING ABOUT HER

I WILL DROP EVEURHINF SND ANYTHING JUST TO TALK TO HER

I LOCE HER && TRUST HER

NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING UNDERSTSND.

NO MATTER HOW MANY TOMES I SAY SMTHN

NO MATTER HOW LONG MY TEXTS SRW

If a girl were to come up to you and hit on you what do you do SOLDIER????/

MAโ€™AM I SAY โ€œow :(โ€œ && MOVE AWAY MAโ€™AM

So youโ€™re not gonna hit on me?

But anyways I thought you said hit me on the head not hit on me

IF A GIRL COMES UP TO YOU AND HITS ON YOU BESIDES CHARLIE YOU SCREAM I HAVE A GF AND RUN AWAY

MAโ€™AM YES MAโ€™AM

I WILL SCREAM I HAVE A GF ABD RUN AWAY

I'm gonna hit on you and your gonna do what I told you to do

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Wait lemme go through my thought process: is this Charlie? Itโ€™s not. So,

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If Charlie asks to go through your phone are you gonna let her?

Actually I wanna add Her face to my facial recognition thingy so she can lol

I did done didded taht

I COMFORT YOU && actuslly I was gonna ask u more on that like what youโ€™d like during that time && everything js for the future yknow

Good to know that helps then

WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY TO HER WHEN SHE IS ANGRY?

WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???

&& MA'AM I WILL NOT BRUSH IT OFF OR SAY SMTHN DUMB MA'AM

WHEN SHE WANTS TO TALK YOU PAUSE THE GAME AND YOU LISTEN DONT TELL HER IN A MINUTE

WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOOD

โ€œWhatโ€™s yours is mine && whatโ€™s mine is oursโ€

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SIR ASK IF YOI WANT THEM right? SIR

SIR I ASK YOU IF SOMETHINFS WEOJF && BE THERE DOR YOU SOR

you will get a medal a certificate and a kiss from charlie

THIS Isthe FI SE THI FO FIFTH HAPPIEST MOMENT YET

*I hate the fortifications && metal*

and yes you are getting something too don't worry

Yum Myan

*I hate the fortifications && metal*

Wait I mean I get*

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I'll give him smthin much more tmrw

<333

Yayayayayya *applause*

Iโ€™m glad I did then

What was the wrong thing?

Jazzy๐Ÿ’•

but Gus remember that trainiing

I js took ssโ€™s of it so I no forget

Goodnight and I love you too.

You just turned that fucker into your damn dog.

Yes. It was absolutely absurd.

You turned him into your bitch.

Fucking narcissists.

I feel bad for him.

Thatโ€™s the most toxic shit Iโ€™ve ever seen.

Like what the fuck are you doing to this poor guy?

Power hungry fucker.

Narcissistic lesbians.

You and your โ€œbow down before me, do whatever I say, the world revolves around meโ€ bullshit. This poor fucking guy, he doesnโ€™t deserve that.

Do you just control and manipulate any guy you talk too? Is that why Alastor is your fucking bitch too?

Youโ€™re basically controlling the guy.

You made him into your fucking therapist.

It does. I read your insane ass bullshit.

โ€œ IF I AM STARING AT THINGS IN THE STORE WHAT DO YOU DO?โ€

โ€œBuy it for me, buy me anything I fucking wantโ€

โ€œIF ITS LATE AND WE ARE SETTLING DONW BUT I WANT SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET DO YOU GET ITโ€

โ€œYou canโ€™t sit down, go get my shit on the other side of townโ€

This poor fucking guy.

โ€œIF I LOOK OR SOUND OR AM ACTING SAD AND SAY I AM OKAY WHAT DO YOU DOโ€œ โ€œYour life is mine. Pay attention to me constantlyโ€

Your sister is a fucking nutcase then.

You own this poor guyโ€™s fucking soul.

Nobodyโ€™s ever passed? Because nobody can stand your fucking company.

Heโ€™s not your boyfriend, heโ€™s your bitch. Heโ€™s your fucking dog.

Heโ€™s your dog, thatโ€™s what he is.

โ€œ WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOODโ€ Yeah give your fatass food whenever you want it, donโ€™t question it.

Flappy.

whats goin on

๐Ÿ˜”

โ€œ WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???โ€ Yeah let you whine like a bitch and throw your tantrum. Donโ€™t tell you to calm down.โ€

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he's telling me I'm turning my bf into a dog

. interesting

He is your fucking dog. You control this guy.

He has to everything you tell him to without question. Every fucking command. He is your damn dog.

Good night Flappy.

Iโ€™m mad you treat this guy like shit.

I feel bad for the damn guy.

You turned him into your fucking slave.

Of course you do, because you donโ€™t give a shit.

Just keep controlling this fucking guy, itโ€™s totally fine isnโ€™t it?

Totally healthy, definitely normal.

Youโ€™re insane. Youโ€™re a fucking egotistical nutcase.

I hope he comes to his senses and leaves you.

And I feel bad for the next guy who crosses your path after him.

Fucking narcissistic brat child.

Some poor fucker is next.

Some poor unfortunate fucker.

You just called your boyfriend a poor fucker. Heโ€™s your fucking dog. Heโ€™s your damn slave.

Thatโ€™s not love, youโ€™re controlling this fucking guy.

Think that? I know that. Itโ€™s obvious in what you and your friends are telling this guy to do, the conditions, the commands.

Why the fuck are you with this narcissist?

โ€œTell himโ€ Get him doggy! You tell him!

Bro this == not controlling. I can && will put my foot down if I feel like something == not fair or unjust cuz I fucking love this amazing && beautiful woman. Sheโ€™s my everything && a lil joke that actually helped me understand what to do && what not to do a lil helped ^^

If he has two eyes like a normal human being, he should be able to read.

Itโ€™s fine if you think that but man you donโ€™t even know a FRACTION of if

Youโ€™re making an assumption off of a lil sliver of text

&& thatโ€™s not accurate

What to do and not to do? She turned toy into her bitch, thatโ€™s what she expects from you.

I know what she expects lol

&& if I donโ€™t Iโ€™ll learn more of what she does

Youโ€™re basically her slave, dog, and sex toy at the same time.

And all those bullshit tests.

Iโ€™ll ALWAYS be here for u <3

Of course they were.

Narcissist.

Erm I think he found out!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ the super secret secret only the 1% know ๐Ÿคฏ

Donโ€™t take a joke too seriously

Oh look the therapist.

Muse

Oh look the therapist.

Iโ€™m not licensed, haha!

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Alastorrrr HRU?

Iโ€™m good! How about you guys?

Muse

Oh look the therapist.

You dont even have a silly willy pfp :( youโ€™ve gotta have a silly willy pfp ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ it would be so silly and willy

Fucking bullshit. Brain dead fucks.

Alastor

Iโ€™m good! How about you guys?

Honestly Iโ€™m going pretty good ^^

I have a profile picture on my account.

I live laugh love that for you

Yeah && if you ever have to in the future Iโ€™m sorry you have to deal with me too

Again sorry for the &&, ||, and ==. Itโ€™s a thing && Iโ€™ll try && fix it || smthn

Maybe not cuz it has crazy lore

Ok good; heโ€™s a really nice guy but thatโ€™s really early ๐Ÿ‘

Speaking of that tho I think I should go to bex

Youโ€™re not controlling May && ik that making someone do smthn they donโ€™t wanna do probably isnโ€™t smthn you like doing unless itโ€™s good for them || smthn

No one else gets told that that much

Iโ€™ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

Yum Myan

Iโ€™ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

Infinite actuslly cuz <eeeee3e