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HELLO HI HEY

hey jake

hru

hi

hey

hru

good hru

im alright

nice

i have one of those like clear pimple patches on my forehead rn

nd so it looks like i j have a circle like

embedded in my skin

lol

I put that on my face and my dad was joking on me until I took it off

i stopped wearing the stat shaped ones cus of my dad 😭

star

and then he said hey look pookadot girl is gone

bahahhaha

lmao

then I only wore them when I went to bed bc I was like no more pooka dot girl

bahahahha

reall

lol yeah so hru doing on this fine Saturday afternoon

im bored nd tired

hbu

stressed out and nervous

and tired

oh damn

why

bc on Friday when I was in band

half of the fucking class wasnt doing what they were supposed to

and the ppl who wanted to practice started to go into the closet so we can practice and then the rest of the class started yelling at us but they were literally on their phones and not doing anything

damn

nd we have our spring concert next month and my band teacher said that if we mess up then he is gonna make us play 6th grade music

so I'm over like fuck that

and we went to practice pure imagination and they were calling us dumbasses and whores and stupid and saying all types of shit

hey jazzy]

:(

BESTIEEE

HIII

what happend

am i a bad person

No why

ur not

oh damn

you will never be a bad person

ngl im ugly

yeah it was annoying

girl pls

you are not

um

no??

youre not????

youre gorgeous

no look

bro

id genuinely kill to be that gorgeous

like im being 100% honest here

don't beat yourself up

you could be a model

no it aint

noooooooo prettyyyy

I got jumpscared

no look at me me ugy asf

no youre not

ur mama got jumpscared that why she put u up for adoption

I'ma slap some sense into you

I’d call you ADOPTED, but i bet nobody would even WANT to adopt you…

i dont think im bad looking but youre genuinely so much prettier than me like youre so gorgeous

guess we will never know

bc I didn't get put up for adoption

You’ll be an ORPHAN for all of eternity

GORGEOUS ASF

That’s why you came to an ORPHAN JOKES site

So you could COPE and PROJECT

WAIT I DIDNT SEE

Why the fuck does that cat look cji???

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I want it

😩

Why did you post a picture of a DEMON

rap is ass

period it ate

All of you guys are DEMONS and VILE PIECES OF FILTH

BEGONE SATAN!!!!!

i literally could never take a picture of myself that good

wait mal face reveal?

do it plzz

uh lemme see if i have a pic of my actual face

I already seen you but cupcake hasnt

I went on a call with her

oh

and I read some emails between her n her now bf

Fuck all of you POP DEMONS

pop sucks ass

idk what tf you yappin abt

kay wait i got a picture hold on

I look down on you guys like a KING would look down on a GERM

atheist

I am a POP ATHEIST

I do not believe in POP

welp you have been living under a rock bc its here and as alive as ever

kay you guys ready (youre not ready)

mee

NO!!!!!!!! RAP IS THE SUPERIOR GENRE!!!!!!! IT ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!!

im ready

I will CLOSE MY EYES for your ugly photo

thanks

Begone SATAN

nah

im gonna stare into your soul w my eyeballs

ahh thanks

yww

pretty

thanks

You look like this

omg youre right

thats wild

lol

howd you find that pic of me

its giving stalker

I still don’t like POP and ROCK DEMONS like you

rock is lit

Imagine liking ANY form of music over RAP\

DEMON DETECTED

i thought we alr determined im satan

SOMEBODY LAY SALT AND MYRRH ON A CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!

LINE THE WINDOWS WITH ANCIENT HOLY SPICES!!!!!!!

that wont stop me

im invincible

BEGONE, SATAN!!!!!! BY THE GLORY OF RAP, I CONDEMN YOU!!!!!!

nah

me rn

prettyyyyy

SMASH FR FR

ugly

im a mess rn

Why so DARK

i havent brushed my hair

And i’m not talking about skin, i’m talking about the actual PICTURE, like the grainyness

wifey fr fr

bc my brightness down a lil i can turn it up

lol

and my room light off

see

lol

The CHEST AREA is the best place to take selfies in dark areas, because the shape of the female chest bends the light in the room and makes the picture more visible

I learned that fact from Bill Nye when i was a kid

see

I was RIGHT, like always

youre legit hot how do you think youre ugly

still ate

i dont understand

idk lemme turn my light on

fr

like girl you are the prettiest thing ever

like ur man abusing you is like wth

I think RAP should hold that spot

you have a Hot af girlfriend and your being a dick

nope

YEP

hell no

rapbot do u trust suno AI?

when light on

I’m against using ai for rap

But it DOES sound fun…

I think you forgot the face part

ngl i thik im sexy

it is, I made a rap song about two girls and one cup

ik

girl ur bi polar lmao

no

bc one second ur saying ur ugly and then ur sexy like girl you are sexy and don't forget that

Y’know, if you REALLY want a high-quality photo, you should post a photo of that contains the LEGS and BACKSIDE, because the shape that the curves form would serve as a FUNNEL for letting light into the photo

my thighs og

ALRIGHT BET

oh ok

back off

they not that big

lol

hot

lol igtg bye guys

A bare foot photo would ALSO make a high-quality photo, because the roudness of the toes make for sharp edges and good texture on the picture, and the color of the sole is good for photos

i hate my thighs

byee

Let US be the judge

uhhh

no

me too but this guy from my school said that my thighs look delicious to him

I got so uncomfortable

Short girls are better at taking THIGH PHOTOS, because the compactness of the thighs are more photogenic

thats what my bf says

cus im short

lol

my thighs are like big nd my calves are small

so it looks weird

As a prestigeuous RAP-MUSIC-VIDEO DIRECTOR, he has a point

I'll be back

oki doke

honestly i j dont like my legs in general lmao

my team got second olace

for rowing

good job

thx

wanna see the big duck

sure

DUCK

his name is william

lovely name for a lovely duck

ikkk

i got to touch him

woah

um

howd he feel

not sexually

rubbery

and yellow

also this guy kept making me laugh

what does yellow feel like

yellow

ooo

yeah

we kept looking at each other and then bursting out in to laughter cause

solid

we kept saying “that’s what she said”

bahahaha

yeah

but he has a gf 😞

oh damn

ikkk

is he cute

finally thought i’d found my mans

to me he iss

lemme see i can find a picture

ooo okay

dead

i don’t have any pictures arghh

whatever

he’s cute

oh damn

i got a 90 on my math project

period

i thought i was gonna get like a 70

nd i cried for like 20 minutes cus i was frustrated

oh damn

yup

nd then i realised the equations you needed were on the inctructions page

instructions

im so smart 😘✌💪😋

yayyy omgg

mal’s literally a genius 🤭

oh yeahhh

thats why im failing math

fr

💪

i recently retook a math test though

so im HOPING to pass

cus otherwise my parents want me to take a math class at a public school

which is gross

ew

i love math 😘🥰😍

im so good at it

better then mine

lookit that SKILL

damn

period

i also failed my midterm

bahahaha

oop

period

my projects are good though!

i wish they affected my rgade more

grade

oh damn

oh i also have a 69% in economics

I have a 68

(i think thats the lowest outta everyone)

that's actually wild

its cus i do school w like

geniuses

my best grade rn is a 95 😭

ooo

mine is a 100 but it doesn’t count cuz it’s in french

my lowest is a 73 in ap world

period

my lowest is a 67

nd then a 69

my lowest grade is 65

taking pics w friends is fun

fr

i have so many pics w my friends bahahaha

they get annoyed cus i take pics so much

hi emo

wassup

hru

hey emo

hey mal

I try bye

hru

oh ok

oh

Gtg*

bye

bye

Stupid auto correct

lol

real

I'm tired of people

reall

like I just wanna body slam all the people that piss me off

thatd be fun

fr

like just everytime I get tired of sombody just body slam them fuckers

realll

and show no remorse

psssssssssssst

malllersssssss

madiiiii

hiiiii

Hiiii!

hruu

malllll

FLAPPYYYYY

hiiiiii

hruuu

dead chat fr

real

i gotta headache an im tired asl but im gooood

damn

lmaoo wbu

im alright

im tired

me too

that regatta killed me

i gotta do 2 back long course tmrw 😭

gonna start bawling istg

i have a regatta in tennessee next week

i get to skip friday

for school

on account of the regatta

funnn

OMG DID I TELL YALL

yeah

whag

i have a meet next month and i get to do 50's again 🥰🥰 i love 50s omg

u normally stop doing them when u turn 13

omg

but its like an international meet

its so cool

nicee

meet for what if you don't mind me asking

swimming

oh ok sorry I was confused

lmaooo no worries

IM SO EXCITED THO

last year the guy who has the world record in 1back was there

this girl on my team

shes one of the fastest rowers

her name is annalise hahl

google her omg

wow

she owns a boat that the fastest sculler in the world used to own

oh wow she does look like she is a fast rower

woah

she’s so cool omg

she represented the usa in a sprint

MAL

in a whole regatta

woahh

i’m so happy we have her on my team

ik this one guy whos like

that's good

the best 18u hockey player in the country😭

i also know a middle schooler who has the lowest split in the usa

we dont talk tht much but like were actually best friends bc of that (im lying)

its ok tho BHAHHAS

i know so many d1 athletes cause of rowing

how are things with ykw

hang on hang on i havent eaten since 8 am im gonna eat rq

kk

y did everyone dip

FLAPPY THATS UNHEALTHY

GO EAT FOOD

GOOD FOOD

EAT YO FRUITS N VEGGIES

same bro

me neither i forgot to eat after my race 😭

i kept getting called to help with boats and derigging and shit

If you have oral sex with a girl who has cerebral palsy are you technically eating your vegetables

...

k

OH CMON ITS A DARK JOKES WEBSITE THERES THAT ONE WITH THE WHEELCHAIR SOMEWHERE

k

hey jake

anyway jassy

hey amy

LEO

hi

?

Hiya

wanna see some pics from my regatta

womp

sure

omg it was so long (but fun)

hi

and i met a guyy

but he has a gf?

he was rlly funny abshdheh

yeah

slay

his loss

anyway

I want that big duck

period

No offense but why are they some of the ugliest looking people I’ve ever seen

damn

Middle one looks like a man

Jassy you’d be great friends with them

ur not funny

^^^^

“nO oFfEnSe 🤓☝️”

lol

At least it’s less blunt than “those are some of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen”

you could just keep ur mouth shut

its not that hard

We all know that's what you wanted to say

maybe it is for special needs like u

idk

It’s what I meant but it’s not what I said

also they’re hella pretty

We have very different taste in women

didn’t ask

My taste is Madi, your taste is…everyone

women ☕️

wow ur so funny haha omg u should have an hbo comedy special hahah wow

lol

Fuck

?

Women ☕️

ignore the schizo

ok

Women ☕️

HES NOT A SCHIZOO

yes he us

is

I still see your shadows in my room

read the comments

Bitch no hes not

ew.

i was busy 😔

FLAPY Ong

omg

LEOOOOO

i missed u

Guys one of my teeth feels misaligned

LEOERSSSS

omggg

Brb

hes gonna try to hammer it back in or smth

misaligned?

hiiii

ye:

womp womp

lol i hope

with a mallet

sh

*pow pow*

*no my tooth*

Your not funny smh

sexy homos

k

is it normal for after you straighten your hair for it to feel like you have a bunch of gel in your hair

k my ass

....No

Girl how hard did you straighten it?

ah

no

did you put any products before?

did u put gel in ur hair beofr

are yall mad at each other 😭

extra hard 😏

i’m not

I put leave in conditioner

erm

huh...what brand?

gay

youre not supposed to do that

cantu

Smh Bend over amy

no

because

my fucking scalp is bleeding

my back hurts from rowing

because

IDGAF

etm

BEND

OVA

GUYS I GOTTA GET MY FUCKIN WISDOM TEETH OUT AND THEYRE GONNA GIVE ME FENT 😭

HEY

oh wow

lmaooo

Womp womp

FENTYL?

Jake

YES FENTANYL

you better not mention my name

i dont wanna get my wisdom teeth out

IM GONNA DIE

smh smh

cuz then

you look like a pufferfish

I SURE AS HELL HOPE NOT

Madi can I say smt

and you can only eat apple sauce

and u turn green

😭😭

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABT IT SHSHSHSSHHS

Sure wsp

fenty

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO YOURE LITERALLY CONSTANTLY ON MY MIND

🤮

I FUCKING WAKE UP AND THINK IM TALKING TO YOU

I KNOW SO DONT HAVE IT

Ok so ik me and you are not on the best terms but can we try and be civil with eachother

🤮🤮🤮🤮

IMAGINE HOW ILL BE ON FUCKING FENTANYL

Amy stfu

🤢🤢🤢🤮

smh smh

Hater

ANYWAYS

JUST ZIP

cant u ask to like

IM GONNA CALL MY MOM A SLUT OR SOMETHINT 😭

fall asleep instead

DONT DONT LET YOURSELF THINK THT

i hope the male nutse rapes u

IHIDUHDUAIADHIUDHDIUADIHU

up the asshole

UR MOM

?

and you’ll like it cause ur fettted up

eh fine just dont be a pain in the ass

“Mmm you’re so fucking hot” “JAKE WHAT THE FUCK-“

AMIDHAAR.

the nurse sure is going to be

ok

madison m

M?

uh oh

m

doxxing

Thats not my last name buddy

Masturbation

SHUT UP JAKE

lol

SMH

Tee hee

DIRTY DIRTY BOY

u love thag

smh so disrespectful amy

the nurse is going to jerk u off

😏

i cant believe you

shut up

you shut up

You said it

this is getting old

my teacher walked into school wearing a I love little kids shirt

so old

NO

LEOOOO

hi leoo

HIHIHIHIHIH

when u don’t have ur inhaler

actually today someone had to go to the er

lmao me in gym fr

I used to have asthma

HIII

cause theu were racing

oh damn

and their inhaler wasn’t working

you guys are so..

bizarre

tf u mean used too

so they started dying or smth

same it went awah

HIHIHIHHI HRU?

childhood asthma

hungry

asthma doesnt go away

😫

it just doesnt get triggered as often

childhood asthma does

my friend two weeks ago had to quit the mile cuz she started crying halfway through cuz her goggles fell off and she choked on water and then she threw up after

tikes

yikes*

ayo

that’s

sad

oh damn

not mine

its ok she got chick fil a after

I still have it

επτιδησκακνδδξ

δνσκχκδκς

σ´απδηδβσα

im sure shes fine

σλκδξδξσκξδ

πηκσβψηδλα

σπφορ

δλσξφντ σλ

W

δμδλδπφβ

δπδπλσκδκυ

δκσ´κσκδηψβς

σσλρξδξ

κκδλς

σκκδλα

λ´ρηδνσμκρκδκδκττ

Amy are you gay?

δπδπσντνρξρκδπδκρκτ

κσκδκδξδνρνσκδμδμτ

´Οχί

English?

hm

´Οχι

I cant understand

γοογλε τρανσλατε

AMY PLS

ENGLISH

😭

i’m not gay

im bi

Me too bro