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i miss alastor

Speak of the devil and he shall appear

ALASOTR

OMG HI

you js made thi day better

even though it was fucking amazing already

Hello my dear!

why ar you never on anymore?

are you gonna leave me again to sleep?

I have sustained injuries that I must attend to but I will be back shortly

Oh..

Wait right now?

if it is right now i hope ur okay

if it isnt right now i hope ur okay

i miss alastor

dindt work

party like a rockstarrr

look like a porn star

Hello?

HI

im gonna murder a 4th grader ^^

Why’s that?

She likes my man

nd shes fugly

her face is way to big

like

nd shes fucking huge for a 4th grader

could be good @ football

nd mf was wearing glitter eyeshadow

nd was fucking running away from me

nd hit on him

Speaking as a serial killer in my past life, make sure you do it good!

a 10 yr old tryna get with a 14 yr ld

help me

She’s 10?

oh..

i js lost the mood

i uhm

dk if i misinterapted smthin

okay i did

Hm?

i thoguth my bsfdidnt like me

for a second

but it was smth else

Ah, I see.

Well, besides wanting to murder a 10 year old what’s new with you?

hehehe

i uhm

am severly touch deprived

nd wont let pple touch me so i cant complain

Don’t you have a boyfriend for that?

im gonna cry

i do

Then why can’t you get him to touch you?

...

so how have ya been

I’ve been well, how about yourself?

i dont know

mostly amazing ^^

Splendid!

i miss you being on ):

I’m sorry I’ll try to be on more

yay

ples

ive made posts abt u b4

not being on

Ah, I see. My apologies.

i

want wintr

Hm?

my cow stuffed animal

i hug her really tight

nd close to me..

cause it gives me a sense of comfort.

That’s incredibly wholesome.

okay good its not sad

my head hurts

ALASTOR?

Mhm?

u didnt reply ):

STOP

ALA

STOr

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS IT IM MURDERING MY NEIGHBORS

alastor..?

):

Hello?

HI

WTF

):

My apologies Charlie, I was reading something

its okay

nd wow erm real name

thats new ^^

Oh haha, sorry

okay..

im sorry

For what?

idk

i hit my head sm tdy

hi

hi..

tired hbu

me

erm okay.

“Cheese is just a loaf of milk”

Ah, my copy.

Grrr.

furry

Indeed

jk

Grrrrr.

Shy i will pull an art the clown on you if you copy him again.

Grrrrr?

What is that?

Hahahaha.

Look it up.

=D

Alastor?

Mhm?

Are you multitasking right now?

Ah. For some reason, my google apparently has safesearch on

i will glady show you his work if youd like to see.

I have seen it. It looks like you really care about Alastor

You will be the one that was cut down the middle starting ....inbetween her legs..... to just above her head.

With a saw.

Whatever floats your goat

=D

And shush alastor isnt allowed to know i care about him.

Why?

idk

Anyways

I misread the first comment’s time and I thought it was one day ago

Oh

That would be an awfully long time to still be chatting

I miss alastor..

He left

Then you’re stuck with me

Kms

I wanna get killed by art the clown

most brutal deaths.

You can also eat a lot of salt and die from salt poisoning, but that may be a boring death

But I don’t think it’s common

I used to drink salt water

I used to sometimes drink seawater

yh

Taste It I meqn

i did alot

*mean

Not like take a bottle and hold it under the water to fill it up then drink it

oh

The cartoon Sebastian from The Little Mermaid looks very sane

oh?

Farewell

bye?

alastor?

i miss alastor

well

Goodight alastor