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I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.

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y'all I did some digging and I found Ashtons account

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩

hi jazzy

hru

I have a wife too I love her she Is the best

Jazzy💕

I have a wife too I love her she Is the best

imagine

Amy ur my wife too don't worry

I have a wife and she’s fucking perfect

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Lesbians

12 year old lesbian sex is crazy

Jake ツ

12 year old lesbian sex is crazy

I’m gonna trademark that line

Heroin Monkey

who is this don't you have a boyfriend

It’s May/Charlie/All the other names she’s gone by

Wade

It’s May/Charlie/All the other names she’s gone by

no I mean the online wife

Heroin Monkey

no I mean the online wife

A 10 year old I think

What?

Spit it out the delete it

Comment deleted by Cupcake🍰

Sorry to hear that

But what’s that gotta do with this?

Jake ツ

Now it fits since ur actually Sonic

Wade

Now it fits since ur actually Sonic

Shadow the hedgehogggg??

natalie 🫦

Shadow the hedgehogggg??

Yes.

Jazzy💕

Amy ur my wife too don't worry

Fuck off I love Amy

Indie

Fuck off I love Amy

Wb Amy simp

Indie

Fuck off I love Amy

bitch