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In what way did I break a promise to you?

๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–š๐–™๐•ฏ๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–Ÿ๐–Ÿ

I've never sent him nudes actually

^^^

Jake ใƒ„

FUCKING HORNY ASS KIDS

thatโ€™s me

Lovely Perv

Can we FaceTime? I want to talk.

โ€œTalkโ€

ฮ‘my ใƒ„

so i stalked his insta

Joe Goldberg

๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–š๐–™๐•ฏ๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–Ÿ๐–Ÿ

ONE TIME.

How many hours madi

Please I want to talk or Iโ€™m going to cry.

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ALSO JAKE FUCK YOU

WHAT WHY

I have participated in sexual intercourse with many attractive women.

๐‘บ๐’๐’†๐’†๐’‘๐’š ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’š แกฃ๐ญฉ

D&D IS AMAZING IF THE DM IS GOOD

TRUE ITS JUST GENERALLY REGARDED AS GAY AF

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JS GET THE RIGHT SM TO LEAD IT AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING JAKE

Chances are itโ€™ll be me Wade and Madi

Jake ใƒ„

TRUE ITS JUST GENERALLY REGARDED AS GAY AF

u have smth in common !

๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–š๐–™๐•ฏ๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–Ÿ๐–Ÿ

Shall i bring up holy week?

more like holey week ahaha

Jake ใƒ„

Chances are itโ€™ll be me Wade and Madi

what about me

OKAY WEโ€™LL FIGURE OUT THE DM TEAM LATER

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tbh, things lead like this only have one person to lead

Yeah true

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You're not funny.

sheโ€™s really funny actually

None of you incels in this server have ever felt the touch of a female.

๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–š๐–™๐•ฏ๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–Ÿ๐–Ÿ

You're not funny.

no i am trust me

I did one on an earthbound forum once and it was cool

Sex Haver

None of you incels in this server have ever felt the touch of a female.

i touched my coxswain

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ah-ah-ah not DM its not D&D you cant say DM

FINE THE GAY ASS SHITHOLE MASTER HOW ABOUT THAT

ฮ‘my ใƒ„

i wanna talk about my regatta

I read that as vagina

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ฮ‘my ใƒ„

yu guys suck

i suck a lotta things

THE OVERLY RETARDED GAY ASS SHITHOLE MASTER

Amy, if you keep making idiotic remarks, i will molecularly disembowel you. You are nothing.

Sex Haver

Amy, if you keep making idiotic remarks, i will molecularly disembowel you. You are nothing.

wow thatโ€™s crazy

๐‘บ๐’๐’†๐’†๐’‘๐’š ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’š แกฃ๐ญฉ

CAN I BE AN OVERLY RETARDED ASS SHITHOLE MASTER?

*GAY ASS

๐‘บ๐’๐’†๐’†๐’‘๐’š ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’š แกฃ๐ญฉ

oh damn

charlie you should talk about it with me

ACTUALLY YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD HELP

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BUT FR I DO D&D I HAVE A DISC SERVER I RUN CAMPAINGS

Explains a lot

ฮ‘my ใƒ„

can it be greek mythology themed

can it

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let them figure out whom runs it first ma'lady

Are we talking about the WJE one

Jake ใƒ„

Itโ€™ll be WJE themed

can it have green mythology

So in other words literally anything can happen

Jake ใƒ„

So in other words literally anything can happen

but

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Jake, you are just going to turn this site into a role-playing site.

he loves rp

Fuck 7th grade relationships

I didnโ€™t give you permission to speak.

Huge Splash Real

I still like fucking bbcs

pp butt

MADI

I am the authentic Huge Splash, and no matter what sentences you verbalize or what actions you take, nothing will transmute that.

Iโ€™m the authentic Huge Splash, and I do not participate in these abhorrent sexual acts referenced by my impostor.

If there is any doubt in your mind that I am indeed not the genuine Huge Splash, you need to have an encephalon scan from a medical professional.

And if I did, it would not be a perspicacious cull to gasconade about it in the cyber world.

Yapping to yourself is crazy

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Because of the unessecary length of my username, I believe it would be best for me to transmute it to the initials of my denomination.

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I fuckin saw that youโ€™re not safe may

A consummate buffoon you are.

I am the real Big Splash. Concur or prepare for utter extirpation.

Saying you like to ride BBC dildos is Kris type shit

I guess it would be safe conjecture that this does indeed signify that my impostor is this Kris figure you speak of.

TRHSTOATO

I guess it would be safe conjecture that this does indeed signify that my impostor is this Kris figure you speak of.

Bro u are kris

Tell me all about this โ€œKrisโ€ character. Tell me about his interests, what he does, and what kind of people he hangs out with.

I can assure you that I am not this โ€œKrisโ€ individual you so stoutheartedly speak of.

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Woof

MAY IS A FURRY CONFIRMED??????

TRHSTOATO

I can assure you that I am not this โ€œKrisโ€ individual you so stoutheartedly speak of.

ChatGPT ahhh writing

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ does this turn you on

I think Heroin Monkey should kill himself using various acidic chemicals.

Imagine Heroin Monkey inhaling colossal amplitudes of toxic waste.

TRHSTOATO

I think Heroin Monkey should kill himself using various acidic chemicals.

You canโ€™t even respond to comments

What does that have to do with anything?

Youโ€™re an anon a lower life form than regular users

I could easily create an account in a matter of seconds. Your nonessential insults ricochet off of me like sunlight bounces off of rubber. Please swallow record breaking quantities of drain-cleaner.

TRHSTOATO

I could easily create an account in a matter of seconds. Your nonessential insults ricochet off of me like sunlight bounces off of rubber. Please swallow record breaking quantities of drain-cleaner.

then create one

You havenโ€™t even seen my final form

Why should I take orders from a subhuman piece of scum like you?

Youโ€™re so far below me that itโ€™s not even funny.

TRHSTOATO

Why should I take orders from a subhuman piece of scum like you?

Ohhhhhh youโ€™re dagger jr got it

Who is this โ€œDaggerโ€ individual you speak of with so much contempt?

TRHSTOATO

Who is this โ€œDaggerโ€ individual you speak of with so much contempt?

looooong story

You need to return back to your masterโ€™s fields?

TRHSTOATO

You need to return back to your masterโ€™s fields?

Yep definitely dagger jr

That cotton wonโ€™t pick itself, slave boy.

TRHSTOATO

That cotton wonโ€™t pick itself, slave boy.

Aw is someone Mitch McConnell

You are of a higher caliber of racist than me.

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Kayla, that is physically infeasible. Kill yourself by injecting multiple serums of toxic fluid into your body.

TRHSTOATO

Kayla, that is physically infeasible. Kill yourself by injecting multiple serums of toxic fluid into your body.

๐Ÿ™„

TRHSTOATO

Kayla, that is physically infeasible. Kill yourself by injecting multiple serums of toxic fluid into your body.

Skibidi rizzler

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•

I do not need to be a rizz expert in order to boff members of the female category.

TRHSTOATO

I do not need to be a rizz expert in order to boff members of the female category.

So ur a guy

I thought that was pretty obvious.

But I guess I shouldnโ€™t have expected such a high-level order from someone who bears a below-average level of astuteness.

TRHSTOATO

But I guess I shouldnโ€™t have expected such a high-level order from someone who bears a below-average level of astuteness.

You will get molested by 16 autistic clowns

I am fluent in several languages. Additionally, I am very adroit at math, and other various subjects. You can scarcely speak one language, and Iโ€™d put 50 down on the chance that you have to take physical time to recollect what 3+4 equals.

My rizz elongates far beyond the comprehension of you braindead skibidi kids.

Are you aware that I possess a superior intellect compared to yours?

I beg to differ, as my intellectual prowess surpasses yours.

I am able to make an account in a matter of seconds.

However, I hope youโ€™re aware that this represents merely one of the myriad matters which I do not presently possess the time to articulate.

What Iโ€™m trying to say here is that I do indeed possess the capability to accomplish this task, yet I am also equipped to handle additional tasks beyond those I have disclosed, which unfortunately remain unmentioned due to constraints on my time.

The tasks within my capacity to accomplish just goes on to prove the fact that there does indeed exist additional capabilities that I am unable to expound upon, whether due to constraints or other factors.

Alright, alright, let me explain this in laymanโ€™s terms. What I wish to convey is that I do possess the capability to fulfill the given task. Furthermore, I am adept at managing supplementary tasks beyond those already mentioned. Regrettably, time constraints prevent me from elaborating on these additional responsibilities at present.

I am merely a product of influences such as Slick Rick and Onyx, who advised individuals to perform demeaning acts. Their actions evoked strong reactions from many, too numerous to enumerate. Amidst these circumstances, I find myself confined to a mental health facility, contemplating my future. Medication attempts to silence the voices within, as I clench my fist against the wall, drawing with a pencil. This composition serves as an outlet for my pent-up aggression. You've just confronted someone armed with heavy weaponry, while I am but a mythical creature like the Loch Ness Monster. I am quick to dismiss individuals, akin to the swift removal of a bottle cap containing vodka.

I donโ€™t get what youโ€™re trying to convey from showcasing your shitty memes. I exhibit a disposition of detachment, exhibiting reluctance towards charitable gestures, even feigning indifference. However, I extend the promise of matrimony to an individual under the condition of performing intimate acts. My lyrical content is met with disapproval, prompting suggestions of capital punishment akin to the sentencing of notorious criminals. This analogy is further emphasized with wordplay referencing the late broadcaster Harry Caray. I am likened to a prolific wordsmith, with detractors attempting, albeit unsuccessfully, to emulate my linguistic prowess. It is now opportune to consign these individuals to the annals of the deceased. Our perspectives remain irreconcilable, akin to a persistent gazing issue, with repercussions akin to vehicular mishaps.

so many big words i think i lost 5 brain cells

You do not want to fuck with me under any circumstances. I am inclined to discharge firearms impulsively, carrying weapons, albeit metaphorically represented by black ink, representing the malevolent aspect of the collaborative duo Bad Meets Evil, consequently, adopting a subordinate role, returning to an earlier era characterized by the distribution of vinyl singles at Fat Beats record store, upon examination of my lyrical compositions, it becomes evident that the allure for audiences resides in the portrayal of my criminal persona, analogous to the effectiveness of Apache tribes' battle cries accompanied by memorable melodies, I accumulate significant financial resources, while your possessions are meager, exemplified by a scarcely consumed portion of a popular cheese-flavored snack.

TRHSTOATO

I donโ€™t get what youโ€™re trying to convey from showcasing your shitty memes. I exhibit a disposition of detachment, exhibiting reluctance towards charitable gestures, even feigning indifference. However, I extend the promise of matrimony to an individual under the condition of performing intimate acts. My lyrical content is met with disapproval, prompting suggestions of capital punishment akin to the sentencing of notorious criminals. This analogy is further emphasized with wordplay referencing the late broadcaster Harry Caray. I am likened to a prolific wordsmith, with detractors attempting, albeit unsuccessfully, to emulate my linguistic prowess. It is now opportune to consign these individuals to the annals of the deceased. Our perspectives remain irreconcilable, akin to a persistent gazing issue, with repercussions akin to vehicular mishaps.

you seem like one of those character devolving memes in a way of saying I don't like your memes

With the bullshit sentences you are addicted to spewing all over the wastelands of WorstJokesEver, it feels as if you are beginning to experience symptoms suggestive of mental distress. I exhibit a demeanor akin to that of Atilla, where survival of the fittest prevails. I possess lethal capabilities, comparable to a killer bee or a formidable adversary, characterized by a robust and unyielding nature. Your actions provoke the dormant aggression within me, exposing the potential for conflict. It is ill-advised to incite confrontation with the inner turmoil I harbor, for it may lead to unfavorable consequences. My prowess as a wordsmith is unparalleled, and when I am present, one would be wise to exercise caution or face dire repercussions. In comparison, your existence represents but a fraction of my superiority. I am poised to vanquish any opposition without hesitation, demonstrating my indomitable nature. Should you seek confrontation, I stand ready and resolute, akin to an expanding inflatable. My superiority in debate is indisputable, rendering any evasion futile. Even in moments of solitude, my wealth and influence remain undeniable, symbolized by a trailer laden with riches, underscoring my financial security.

you probably eat snickers upside down so you can feel the veiny surface on your tounge

Heroin Monkey, please refrain from obstructing my path. Kayla, please get a brain scan from a medical authority figure.

TRHSTOATO

Heroin Monkey, please refrain from obstructing my path. Kayla, please get a brain scan from a medical authority figure.

you like dick

TRHSTOATO

Heroin Monkey, please refrain from obstructing my path. Kayla, please get a brain scan from a medical authority figure.

you like dick

TRHSTOATO

Heroin Monkey, please refrain from obstructing my path. Kayla, please get a brain scan from a medical authority figure.

you like dick

You really, really donโ€™t wanna fuck with me, no matter how confident you think you are. On one occasion, I endeavored to express the concept of selecting seven individuals from Columbine and arranging them in a linear formation, while additionally introducing an AK-47, a revolver, and 99 rounds of ammunition into the scenario. The intention was to assess the likelihood of evading consequences for such actions. It is pertinent to note that my current stature in comparison to past recognition has diminished, however, I am undergoing a transformative process akin to achieving immortality. I am emerging through a figurative gateway while observing that you remain ensnared within a temporal loop reminiscent of the year 2004. Furthermore, I am perplexed by the purpose underlying your lyrical endeavors, which appear as futile as Rapunzel adorned with braided hair made of cornrows. Should one adhere to conventional norms in their creative pursuits? I posit that embracing conformity holds little appeal.

Excuse me, it appears there may be a misconception that I am of ordinary human nature. Allow me to clarify: I possess extraordinary abilities, characterized by innovation and resilience akin to that of rubber. Consequently, any attempts to undermine me are futile, as criticism directed towards me merely rebounds and adheres to the detractor. I exhibit unparalleled prowess, perpetually showcasing my capacity to captivate audiences, leaving them with an ethereal sensation. My endurance remains unwavering, despite the perpetual anticipation of my detractors awaiting a perceived decline in my performance, eagerly anticipating the opportunity to celebrate such an occurrence.

And one of those many powers is my unparalleled intellect.

TRHSTOATO

And one of those many powers is my unparalleled intellect.

can you name every country in the world

Well, I do not believe that world leaders have inspiration backstories. Here is how one becomes a world leader. The individual expresses frustration with their academic performance and reliance on medication, juxtaposed with their achievements. Despite being self-assured, they remain driven. They admit to self-criticism as a motivator and assert their superiority while intoxicated. They metaphorically surrender control to temptation and reminisce about their past preferences in music. Inner turmoil is acknowledged, symbolized by the internal conflict between good and evil influences.

Also, I have referenced women in my previous comments many times. Let me explain. There are bad people out there. They are requesting me to address the issue of misogyny, yet it is important to acknowledge the deep-seated resentment I harbor. Therefore, one might benefit from exercising patience and empathy towards the situation, recognizing the prevalent discrimination. However, if faced with life's challenges, one should strive to turn adversity into opportunity. However, if I am unable to criticize women, how am I expected to metaphorically celebrate them? It would be erroneous to confuse me with Satan. It would be a grave error to assume that I require a vacation overseas to mistreat women. Reject such behavior and aspire to greatness, for why settle for kingship when one has the potential to be a deity?

I must now take my leave in order to allocate my time to more productive endeavors. Farewell.

โ€œAND NO I DONT GOT ANY OPPS, LIKE WHY WOULD I BEEF WITH A FLOPโ€

Incendiary Rat

i dont rwmember much but you pissed off everyone

yea but now i am cool with everyone

just dont pretend to have an abusive uncle who โ€œrapedโ€ you while lizzy filmed

if i remember which post it was in i can even prove it

its not a grudge i just find your character amusing

โ€œAND NO I DONT GOT ANY OPPS, LIKE WHY WOULD I BEEF WITH A FLOPโ€

what the fuck is that brainrot you are typing there

slowly disintegrates the last remaining braincells

i have been astounded by the shithole i have returned to

Real men fish, drink beer, play with these (.Y.) and drive a nissan patrol

Mentally Sick, Physically Thicc, Why dont you come over cuz i got a big dick

dagger may have gone off the rails but he always hated your disgusting asses and i respect him for that

maybe he was too harsh but damn you made this site so much worse

Bruh most the kids in here are actually weird like yall need a better sense of humor

Incendiary Rat

dagger may have gone off the rails but he always hated your disgusting asses and i respect him for that

Dagger loved me.

Before I left he legit said I was the only person he felt like he could have a sane conversation with.