My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
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Heroin Monkey
wouldn't you like her ass
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YOU DONT HAVE A WIFE
BixBalls
And you don't have an ass, so there's that
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tf
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Anonymous
wow. so funny...not.
Thoughtless
this isn't the jokes section