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guys look at the photo of ag i foudn

i have a photo of you but the face istn shown

matcha_457

pussy

isn't nonviolence something that was taught to african americans?

why is me being black a thing in this

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WAS MAKING FUN OF MY RELATIONSHIP

nkbody was doing that jake was just making claims

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

hi flappers

hihiii

I CANT FIND MY PORTABLE CHARGER

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

FAKE ASS BITCH

rude

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

U AND LEO

jake was making claims

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

U AND LEO

wut about me?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HI LEO <33

hiiii hru

i dont remember making fun of yall i just said imagine liking someone on the internet as a joke

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

IM GOOD HRU?

im sleep deprived

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

nothin jake told me yall was saying shit bout our relationship ITS OK IF U DO IT BUT FLAPPERS

I WAS NOT

ALL I SAID WAS THAT YALL HAVENT MET IRL SO IT DOESNT COUNT AS LONG DISTANCE

AND IT GOT PISSY ABT IT

Flappy.

AND IT GOT PISSY ABT IT

BAHAHA

Flappy.

HI AMY

HIII <4

leosarefire14

hiii amy

hii

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NOT THE CRINGEY ASS ONLINE COUPLES

ig theyre online too

i mean, its subjective who belongs to what

i feel like having met counts more smh

would you classify ethan and dani as online or long distance?

Like im puss in boots ik always witg tge switchblade

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

shut up flappy smh

no cuz my sister is dating someone from her college who lives in a different state right, THATS long distance

And like im dr suess im staying with them damn thangs

I FEEL LIKE IF UVE NEVER MET ITS NOT LONG DISTANCE ITS JUST E DATING

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHAT THEY DO IS...

ngl its mostly ethan obsessing over dani from what i can see

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NO CAUSE E DATING WOULD BE THE 12 YEAR OLDS

NOP UR E DATING TOO

i found my charger btw πŸ˜‹

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BITCH CHOOSE

????

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

LONG DISTANCE OR "E DaTinG"

e dating is when youve never met the person irl before, long distance is when youve met before

MALMALAMLAMALMALMAMALALRD

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHATCHU GOTTA SAY TO THAT FLAPPY

that doesnt count dear

mal..πŸ¦†

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HRUUU

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

smh i hope your cat throws up a hairball in your room

domt be rude

i have a test right after break and i gotta study sm.

HAVE LOW HONOR PLAYTHROUGH AS YOUR FIRST ONE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DISTANCE.

no its not

OR I WILL SLIP IT IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU SLEEP

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

suffer the test

class average is a 60 😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

CAUSE YOUR BELOW AVERAGE

you're

Flappy.

class average is a 60 😭

Oof

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DIE

<3

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

its long distance

(its e dating)

I HAVE A QUESTION

Flappy.

(its e dating)

NO ITS NOT WHORE

Jake ツ

NO ITS NOT WHORE

youre not allowed to call me tht

Flappy.

youre not allowed to call me tht

I don’t need permission

Chat is this a rare sighting?

(I’m actually sorry that was kinda rude)

Jake ツ

I don’t need permission

yes u do

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHAT DO U WANT SMH

OKAY IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE I ACTUALLY MEAN THIS GENUINELY BUT

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

( stop being a people pleaser)

Hehe

why would u start e dating if u didnt want people to say u were e dating 😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

( stop being a people pleaser)

I’ll please you instead 😏

Jake ツ

I’ll please you instead 😏

bro what

Nateツ

bro what

She’s my wife it’s chill

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHEN DID I EVER SAY WE WERE E DATING?

why would u start a relationship with someone u met electronically if u didnt want ppl to say u were e dating*

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SAID EITHER "WE'RE DATING" OR "LONG DISTANCE"

W

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

AND IM STALKING HIM

No you won't.

Flappy.

why would u start a relationship with someone u met electronically if u didnt want ppl to say u were e dating*

why are you arguing abt e-dating πŸ’€

That's my question as well

mal..πŸ¦†

why are you arguing abt e-dating πŸ’€

maybe shes lonley

mal..πŸ¦†

why are you arguing abt e-dating πŸ’€

She thinks me and Madi are but we’re not

Nateツ

maybe shes lonley

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Flappy doesn’t know what the touch of a man is like

Jake ツ

She thinks me and Madi are but we’re not

but

Who are you talking about

Jake ツ

She likes pussy

i mean so do i

Jake ツ

She’s a cat lady

hey dont hate on cat ladies smh

Jake ツ

EVERYONE IS BEING MEAN TO US MAL

THEN BLOCK OUT THE HATERS SMHSMH

mal..πŸ¦†

hey dont hate on cat ladies smh

I'm a cat lady

I would but I'm on a mac and I'm too lazy to switch tabs

Flappy.

why would u start a relationship with someone u met electronically if u didnt want ppl to say u were e dating*

Because FLAPPY like I said BEFORE. to me "e dating" is some young children dating eachother being immature little retards being well kids "Long distance" to me is what me and Jake do we go on calls we talk we do alot together THAT is what I think LONG DISTANCE IS I didnt get into a relationship with him to intenionally have people say we're "e dating" I say it over and over that it is "long distance" I get that your meaning is different but thats mine and thats how it is.

Madi why are we talking about this

Ingenious

Madi why are we talking about this

We’re being harassed

Jake ツ

Any racists here?

πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

i'm racist towards white people does that count?

Jake ツ

Any racists here?

hell yeah

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BITCH YOUR WHITE?

Nuh uh

Ingenious

I masturbated to a cactus

Nice

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

THEN WHAT ARE YOU COCK ASIAN?

MADI I THINK ITS CAUCASIAN

Ingenious

I masturbated to a cactus

me too bro

Nate I want to have hot steamy sex with you

Jake ツ

Nate I want to have hot steamy sex with you

Do it

Jake ツ

Nate I want to have hot steamy sex with you

bro wtf I'm not gay

Nate ツ

Yes daddy

bitch who tf are you

I ate a cat yesterday my eyes so slant

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I climaxed to this chat

nah bc wtf

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Jake ツ

Flappy doesn’t know what the touch of a man is like

neither does madi dumbass bc ur edating

this shit is giving me a fucking headache

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I saw that jake

Flappy.

neither does madi dumbass bc ur edating

You don’t know that ;)

Ingenious

I ate a cat yesterday my eyes so slant

I hate these anons

But I’m the real Ingenious

Jake ツ

You don’t know that ;)

mmm i do actually:)

Ingenious

But I’m the real Ingenious

bro your not even registerd

If you're me then what is the color of my eyes

Ingenious

If you're me then what is the color of my eyes

great question

Bro how am i supposed to know what color my IMPOSTER’S eyes are

What color shirt am I wearing

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT COLOR SHIRT YOU’RE WEARING

I'm asking you because you're me

Ingenious

Madi is edating the end

NO SHE ISNT

Shut the fuck up In-stupid

Flappy.

mmm i do actually:)

Were you there? No, exactly

Flappy.

Shut the fuck up In-stupid

bro go tf away

I’m a sucker for daddy’s big slimy cock

Holy shit these anons are wild

Flappy.

I’m a sucker for daddy’s big slimy cock

I'm done bro bc wht

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I want to be Jake’s sex slave

um

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Jake fucked the fake ingentious

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

whore

that's wild

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Ingenious

I'm super duper gay

your acting super duper gay rn so

Ingenious

I have a small pp

um TMI

mal..πŸ¦†

tf is happening πŸ’€

idk anymore

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I need someone here to be my daddy

You have Jake

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I need someone here to be my daddy

go find yours

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Guys I drank like 3 pounds of water

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I will be a human toilet if it pleases daddy

bro wtf

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Ingenious

Yo why are there TWO Donuts

STOP

Jake ツ

Guys I drank like 3 pounds of water

I drank four

Nateツ

I drank four

Bitch im gonna go drink another 3

Jake ツ

Bitch im gonna go drink another 3

I'ma go drink another 4

Nateツ

I'ma go drink another 4

I drank three red bulls

Madi I don’t think the rest of WJE wants to know your kinks <3

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

All you other real donuts are just imitating

stfu and go die bitch

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I’m the real donut yes i’m the real donut

LMFAO I JUST GOT THIS

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I ALWAYS HAVE STARS

very true

If you’re REALLY Madi, show me your dick

Jake ツ

If you’re REALLY Madi, show me your dick

lol

Jake ツ

Paint stars on my ass please

bro what

Well then I’ll know for sure

Madi is mad at Jake and said no calls

I will do anything for your 9 inch punisher

Jake ツ

Nate can you oil up for daddy?

nah bc wtf

Nateツ

I will do anything for your 9 inch punisher

am I the only one who is seeing this shit

Nateツ

I will do anything for your 9 inch punisher

It’s only 7 πŸ˜”

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

for saying i have a dick smh I AM VERY MUCH A LADY

Prove it

Ingenious

TF did i step into

Faker

Jake ツ

It’s only 7 πŸ˜”

Jake help me bro this shit is wild af

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

WANNA CALL GUYS

Possibly

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

M-my virgin pussy is wet~😳

oh

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

TODOS SOLO UNA BROMA DERECHA

damn thats wild bro

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

TODOS SOLO UNA BROMA DERECHA

SI, MI AMOR <3

Nateツ

Give me an STD daddy

MF STFU IM NOT GAY PLS GO FUCK YOURSELF

yall are so sassy

is anybody else joining the call?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

no me llames mi amor

WOW OKAY

Nobody gives a damn about your gay-roleplay zoom call

Nateツ

is anybody else joining the call?

nop

I joined and then y'all left so I left

I tried to get some M&Ms to eat

But I accidentally ate yo mama’s pussy instead

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

GUYS JOIN THE CALL

cant im making Salmon rn

God

cant im making Salmon rn

YOURE ALIVE

Nateツ

Nobody gives a damn about your gay-roleplay zoom call

says the one who said he was gonna pleasure "Jake"

like shut your fucking bitch ass up

Jake ツ

Opal it didn’t work

.

Bro why the FUCK did you make a fake account to impersonate ME???

go find the dad that went to go get the fucking milk and said fuck this shit

Nateツ

Bro why the FUCK did you make a fake account to impersonate ME???

said the mf who's not even registerd

God

cant im making Salmon rn

omg its u

It’s flexible enough to fit in your ass

I'm here but im leaving now,bye

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I’m only 18 years old and 5’1… I’m not sure I can take a 9 inch…πŸ₯Ί

lmao

what are u on abt

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I’m only 18 years old and 5’1… I’m not sure I can take a 9 inch…πŸ₯Ί

Madi doesn't even talk like that-

no

thats u?

Jake ツ

She thinks me and Madi are but we’re not

yes

omg woww

not Jake saying this is gay and playing some shit and leaving

God

omg woww

bro you’re back

didn’t emily scare you off

she said you were a pedo

yeah i gotta make Salmon tho

Nateツ

not Jake saying this is gay and playing some shit and leaving

Lmao

God

yeah i gotta make Salmon tho

why are u capitalizing it 😭

Jake ツ

Lmao

bro I was dying

Nateツ

not Jake saying this is gay and playing some shit and leaving

following in his dad’s footsteps

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

its LONG.DISTANCE.

nuh uh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

its LONG.DISTANCE.

SEE AMY

Jake ツ

SEE AMY

i don’t care

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

what's the different between e-dateing and ldr

long distance you’ve actually met them

I need to make my arrival in your asshole

e dating is like

It would feel so empty without me

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

what's the different between e-dateing and ldr

EDATING IS WHEN YOUVE NEVER MET THEM IRL BEFORE AND LDR IS WHEN YOUVE MET THEM BEFORE BUT YALL MOVED

Ξ±my

long distance you’ve actually met them

How would you know if we’ve met or not?

Jake ツ

How would you know if we’ve met or not?

can you stop? you clearly havent

Nateツ

I need to make my arrival in your asshole

Jake I did not say that

Ingenious I have a massive gay crush on you

My palms are sweaty just talking to you

Flappy.

can you stop? you clearly havent

Fr

my life is misery 😭

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

y'all would've brought it up b4

There’s this thing called a secret

Nateツ

Ingenious I have a massive gay crush on you

I HAVE A FUCKING GIRL FRIEND BRO😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SAYS YOU BRO FUCKIN DROP IT WHAT POINT ARE U PROVING

THAT YOURE E DATING 😭🫢

Bro didn’t you say β€œDick me down daddies?”

Jake ツ

How would you know if we’ve met or not?

cause you haven't

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GOOD SINGLE ASS

no bc im working on myself before im dating again smh

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

Why do y'all care if ur e-dateing or lrd?

We’re being harassed for it 😭

Flappy.

EDATING IS WHEN YOUVE NEVER MET THEM IRL BEFORE AND LDR IS WHEN YOUVE MET THEM BEFORE BUT YALL MOVED

for real

Flappy.

no bc im working on myself before im dating again smh

Please stay that way

Nateツ

Shut the fuck up IDIYM

BRO GO TF AWAY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YKW AND THIS IS WHY WE ARENT FRIENDS

love u bbg

Flappy.

can you stop? you clearly havent

ong

Jake ツ

Please stay that way

i would never go for someone like you anyway dont worry abt it pal

Nateツ

This isn’t the time

says the one who is fucking hitting or tryna at least on donut

Flappy.

no bc im working on myself before im dating again smh

aww <3

Flappy.

i would never go for someone like you anyway dont worry abt it pal

bahabha

YOU AREN’T INGENIOUS BRO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

AHUH SURE

i can pull any guy i want to smh i just dont have th time for that shit and i wanna focus on grades n shi

I'ma go take a shower bc I'm Abt to break my fucking computer

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

y'all r js dating in the end

^^^

BYEBYE I HAVE TO BE PRODUCTIVE

Flappy.

i can pull any guy i want to smh i just dont have th time for that shit and i wanna focus on grades n shi

LMFAO KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT BUDDY

I SWEAR i’m the real ingenious

Ingenious

GUYS

go fuck yourself

Guys weird question, if I ever came out as gay how would you react

Ingenious

I SWEAR i’m the real ingenious

cao

Ingenious

Guys weird question, if I ever came out as gay how would you react

good for u bro thats a big deal proud of u frfr

God

good for u bro thats a big deal proud of u frfr

I'm not gay bro it's just a random ass question

Ingenious

I'm not gay bro it's just a random ass question

ik im saying how i would react

Flappy.

i can pull any guy i want to smh i just dont have th time for that shit and i wanna focus on grades n shi

good job

nobody asked you IMPOSTERS to speak

AIN’T NOBODY GAVE Y’ALL THE TALKING STICK

hey i want an imposter

is this imposter thing a you guys are trying out or is this here to stay

and then eat it

Flappy.

BYEBYE I HAVE TO BE PRODUCTIVE

noooo

YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE REEEEAAAAAALLLL DONUT

Jake ツ

Guys my fingertips are hard af

no one asked bruh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YEAH FUCK YOU TOO YOU FAKE ASS ALT

I'm so confused rn

They make an audible clacking sound when I tap something

Jake ツ

They make an audible clacking sound when I tap something

thats not healthy

dont leave me with them

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

talkin to your alt nate

oh ok

God Emily showed me your face

oh shi okay

do u not use a pick

God

do u not use a pick

It’s from fretting

Ingenious

God Emily showed me your face

yo same bruh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NAH DONT COME BACK FLAPPY

nooo

thats not it lmao

i needa add to my playlist

Ξ±my

i needa add to my playlist

FLAPPYER

and childish gambino

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHUT UP

no

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

fucking kanye is ass

no

i met this guy

and he said my ears are hot ?

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

ITS JUST CARTI

Location is the only good carti song

Ingenious

Location is the only good carti song

for real

his verse on carnival was ass too

easily the worst part of the song

Ingenious

Location is the only good carti song

false

The rest of the song was pretty good though

God

false

Oh fuck not another carti fan

Ingenious

The rest of the song was pretty good though

it was fire

ethan we should compare playlists

you have spotfy rght