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why

i have a crotch rocket

stop.

it shoots semen projectiles at enemies

gurl what

im sowwy 🥺

BAD

Chunke go to my post bbg <3

GER ON UR KNEES

BEG FOR FORGIVVENESS

dafuq

CHUNKE

i sowwyyyyyyyyy

oki i will

Good.

hi.

Hiiiii

Nowww

You can't repost the same as you did

i did

Thats gonna be illegal

I didnt see anything

i didnt

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me typed a comment on there

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dis post

Hey guys

Chunkemunke/feetlust is very gay

hello AG

we meet again

He wants to suck AG's dick

Ha!

Hes very gay

Should I give up on using actual grammar?

yuppers

alr im back

You can't follow your old account you idiot

You just editer

*edited*

eugh wheres alastor

so?

shut up bruver no one likes you

you cant pull any girls

skill issue

Ingenious, do you want to convert to skibidism?

yessir

OFC I WILL BBG

Alr lemme pull up za scrolls of the toilets

do you guys like my new pfp

1. Dear God, please bless the skibidi toilet with a continuous supply of clean water for flushing and maintenance. 2. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from any blockages or malfunctions, ensuring it operates smoothly and efficiently. 3. Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's plumbing system, that it remains strong and leak-free, preventing any unnecessary water waste. 4. God, grant the skibidi toilet a sturdy and comfortable seat for users, providing a pleasant experience. 5. Dear Lord, bless the skibidi toilet with proper ventilation and air fresheners to eliminate any unpleasant odors. 6. Almighty God, guide the skibidi toilet's design and construction, making it accessible and user-friendly for people of all ages and abilities. 7. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from vandalism and misuse, ensuring it remains a clean and safe space for everyone. 8. Lord, we ask for your presence in the skibidi toilet, creating an atmosphere of peace and cleanliness. 9. God, bless the skibidi toilet's cleaning and maintenance staff, guiding them to keep it hygienic and presentable at all times. 10. Dear Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's durability and longevity, that it serves its purpose for many years to come.

Ok

The skibidist of the flushest of toilets shall recognize your strengths

You are now officially converted to Skibidism!

got it

Welcum to za club

YAYYYY <333333

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

but you still need to rate za pfp

mb g

uhhhhhhh

9/11

*bomb*

ur pfp looks yummy

as in the cat

it looks like my cat

bruver actually?

yuppers

yum yum cat

are you asian bruver

south asian

me born in za New York

yummy

wat da friggity frackle

me born in youll never know bbg

antartica?

no

uhhhhhhhhhh

china?

bing chilling 🍦

bing chilling

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/yo-phone-linging-10701/

yo phone lingling

bruver why does that sound like my annoying cousin, i think he made the sound effect

so u r asian

Here I am!

YES

What’s going on?

maybe

IM GETTIN ALLEA (My axe)

hMmmmmMMMmMMMMm

i said maybe bruver

welp, me hav to go night night and have to sleep sleep

goodnight bbg

goodnight bbg

Splendid!

cuz shes goin on like

like

TF

LIKE

HUN

I've been mewing for exactly 365 days! My jawline is so good! I'm going to the gym this afternoon, too!

EUGH

Haha

LIKE

ND LKE

Precisely

ND RN IM YELING AT MY MAN TO GET SHORTER

Shorter?

hes a foot taller than me

Y'all are short, I'm 6'3.

😭

My parents are both short though.

ADOPTED

Why does he need to be shorter?

HES

A

FOOT

TALLER

THAN

ME

How old is he?

I would never reveal my age on such a dumbass website like this.

And you’re 12?

I wouldn’t either.

13

Mhm..

How old is fhe girl?

That's creepy, May.

same as him

It’s creepy now definitely, but in a few years it won’t be as bad.

bro rn hes a year older than me

Mhmm..

nah she cant compete w. me

I seriously doubt this person is real.

i would km

ss

i text nd call him sm

See, I pulled girls the right way.

ALSSOTR I FUCKED UP

Well, this is just strange.

HELP

What’d you do?

What’s so bad about being a foot taller?

not that

uhm

nvm

ND NO CAUSE HES STIL GROWING

ND IM HV TO LOOO K UP

No one gives a shit about your mental illnesses and your sob stories, May.

omg ur that one anon i wanted to help

Mhmm…well..

No I am not, what the fuck are you talking about? Who is "anon?"

ur saying everything he did

talking how he did

like luv

iidgaf

Oh shut up, I just have good grammar

uh huh uh huh

Shut up bitch.

uh huh uh huh

ANWAYS ALSTOTR

Kill yourself.

Running away now? How cute.

Mhm?

sosoos

im broed

im here <3

im not even venting omg

nd you cant talk

nvm, i made a vow to myself

Stop flirting with Alastor.

IM TAKNE TF

TAKEN

LIKE EW

ive only asksed alastor to fuck me alot

You're not taken.

yes i am

Prove it, bitch.

A lot.

You're taken by "tOaStIe"

💀

ew no

I’m gonna have sex before any of you mark my words

NO

THATS IT JAKE

IK THIS GUY

Unlike your ass, my whole personality isn't being a pathetic bitch.

WHO CANT KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PNATS

wait no i only wanna fuck one person

Ok

Haha

Listen, I don't wanna be mean to you.

that was being mean?

Just kidding

that was so fucking funny

Kys

U too pooks <3

You can't even pull.

gurl wht

ive pulled more girls than u omg

I have an ACTUAL girlfriend.

I have an ACTUAL boyfreind.

prove it.

u prove it.

cause i aint draggin mine round ur raggady ahh

his presnce is js too good

How should I?

Mhmm..

exeactly

"Ahh" is wild.

ikr~

but no

the ground he walks on

I'm not showing mine or her face on here, dumbass. Am I that dumb?

should be praised

u think am i?

i am*

tsktsktsk

hun u got sum problems

Go away, no one fucking likes you.

no im actually very loved

are you ok though?

You only vent and get people to feel sorry for you, and then you manipulate them.

i dont vent

you seem like u need to

it smthin botherin u?

Yes you are, I'm going to pull up some screenshots.

okie

go ahread

Yeah, my life sucks right now but why would I tell you why?

idk, but its affect you in a negative way where you feel the need to do this and i feel bad.

i think you deserve help

you might need it.

I don't need help, May.

enough to do this.

enough to say ur life sucks

enough to attack others

i get, getin g annoyed at idiots

Why should I trust you?

dont

im not saying let me help you

Fine.

🍿

but let me guide you into the direction of help

contact a life line, it dosnet mean u tryna commit, but its like a thrapist that is anonyoums nd u can talk to w/o feeling bad

You dont even know anything

ik

but ik enough

enough to want to guide you the right way

thigns get bottled up

you get numb

I'm not scuicidal, how dare you assume shit like that?

it dosnet mean u tryna commit

i said it

I apologize on her behalf.

i said it donset mean u tryna commit

js a lifeline was made if u needa talk

What the fuck is wrong with you?

i didnt say ur scuicidal

i said its a place to talk

dont take it the wrong way

its a place if u ever need to vent

not always a last resort

It's a hedgehog you dumbfuck

you may need to vnet

Angel, I think you should stop.

no

i wanna help

Yes. Stop.

hes obvi upset

he might need help

He doesn’t want your help, and it seems to be making it worse.

well its either i try cause no one else ever fucking cares to

if ppe start attacking others they are turning numb

thats horrible

Not always.

yes

in the end

the end result

i js h8 seeing pple hurt..

its js obvious

Oh shut up May.

why

May, stop.

You’re making it worse.

Because you can't fucking help everyone and I asked that you fucking stay out of my buisness.

Ah, you’re Feet’s friend?

You're so fucking pathetic. My god.

yuppers hes my bbg

One of the worst feelings in the world is being belittled for trying to help

gus

its fine

Yum Myan, it isn't working.

i want tryna help

Do you really want me to tell you why?

no

i said no

You shut up bitch

GO

Feet is awesome

Look, I'm sorry for attacking you. I'd love to talk anytime.

Feet is really stupid to be honest.

Not you. Kill yourself.

😁🔫

He is my baby girl.

Thats gay

I will be back in ten minutes. Do not leave.

Nobody gives a million fucks

ok. Just if you ever feel not ok, talk to someone. you dont needa have one personn u go to, it can be like online thrapist idk. just please dont fall numb

Ok, I am back.

they did dun died

Splendid!

Alastor

im very upset w. u atm.

but ty for trynado the right thing

now goodbye

Look, I am sorry, mental health is viewed differently in my household.

Goodbye

I understand, with my parents its like its not a thing.

Mental health? What’s that?

Damn

my dad

Just because its viewed difrenty dosent mean its not there.

You really need to take care of your mental health, it may be hard.

No way you just said that, I swear my dad said that once.

omg twinxzzza

Is that a new movie?

Oh my god!

guys

we should see it ><

Fr

I think it comes out this year

Ryan Gosling is in it

Oh shit

hiiiii guys <3

Hi, who are you?

i am leo

Anyways, I'll be back soon.

bye bye :D

is anyone there?

Guys the movie scored 84% on rotten tomatoes

oh damn

Damn not bad

Yeyeyeye

nice

guys how do i hide a body

Cut it up into pieces

damn okay my friend will regret stealing my cat

hu

dead chat'

hiii