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MY DADS 6'11''

9'11

HE IS NOT 5”11

guess ill do this one

WADE IS NOT 5'11

NO LIKE HES ACTUALLY 6'11''

thats taller than my dad

MY DADS 6'4

AND MY BROTHERS 6'4 TOO

MY DAD'S 6'7

AND MY OTHER BROTHER IS 6'1

Ur right Wade is 511in

ngl he seems like a short person

MY MOMS 6'2

from the way he acts

WADE

NO WACTUALLY

ILL SEND A FAMILY PIC HOLD ON I NEEDA SCRATCH OUT FACES

BUT YOU NEEDA SEE HOW TALL MY DAD IS

MY MOMS 5’2 AND MY DADS 6’0

(least offensive way possible)

AND JUST THE WAY HE LOKS

MY MOMS LIKE 5"3

MY PARENTS ARE TALL

AND MY DADS 6"4

SO I WILL BE TOO

AND MY BROTHERS 5’11

short

I HOPE HE GETS TALL

lol

MY SISTERS LIKE 5'5 TOO

6'7 and 6'2

SO IMMA BE

LIKE

6"2 MOM

I know 😭

DAMN

6

MY BROTEHRS 6'4 SMH

ngl

SHE USED TO MODEL IN INDIA

BUT THEN SHE GOT OLD

Is your family black? Like no way that hight is natural

whered wade go?

he eats bananas and yogurt

all day long

and protein powder

crying in his room

(Not in a pick me way) BUT LIKE HOW HARD IS IT TO BE TALL

all day long

NO

crying in my mouth

Watching a YouTube vid

RIGHT LIKE JUST

BE TALLER

SMH

No, he can't reach the door handle

I’m down

BC KAYLEES ALWAYS COMPLAINING AND SHES ONLY 5’7

FYM?

IM 5'7

TELL HER

OMG BAHAHAHA

TO SUCK IT UP

wade what'd yoou link?

AND ITS NOT HARD

I LAUGHED SO HARD

.

wait a minites

AH!

Smash

Jk

HEHEH

who my dad lmfao

YES

BUT LIKE HOWS UR LOVE LIFE FLAPPEY

yall need

HE'S A DADDY

therapy

More importantly its you,

BC GUYS ARE SO SHORT

Jkjk

lmaoo

TAX EXEMPTION

THATS SO OUTTA THE BLUE

dude that picture of me though is genuinely horrid

LIKE AT MY SCHOOL THE AVERAGE IS LIKE 5’7 or 5’8

SHE HAS A BF

NO WAIT IK THIS GUY

N HE NOT SHORT

I linked the Deadpool vid for my short

SO MY HEIGHT DIFFEREBCE WITH THEM HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE

BUT YOU?

NO.

its so sad i looked so bad in all our family pictures

You ain't ever heard of three ways?

Mongo

sad

BHAAHAHHS UR SCHOOL IS JUST SHORT

We can make it 4 if you wany in?

oh guys btw

rylee got back with that eli dude

and i asked her about it

and she was like

Who?

I am a liar

"karma's a bitch huh?"

I’m 5’2

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

fuck does that mean

I DON'T KNOW

OH LMAO SAID THE SAME THING

WERE BIRTHDAY ND HEIGHT TWINS

Your right your a lier

HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT

Oh cool

ALSO THE DUDE SHE'S DATING

midget

smh

I know a guy named eli

Fr right

It’s a cool name

YAY

LEFT EAR WONT POP

HELP

NUH UH

OH NVM

I GOT IT

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

Hey Jake

Who tf named their son Eil? Like I'm sorry but we can't be born trannies

ur computer has the wrong time smh

Heh the pfp

a cheep copy

THE BIO

Lol ikr

cheep 😭

seems like a nice bio to me

Bye

Ikr?

did i st-st-st-st-stutter?

it's so dry and forced

CHEEP CHEEP BEACH

I texted her

And she replied

GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

WHO WAS THAT?

i dont see it

AW GEEZ RICK

it’s…….. not?

RYLEE?

Unimportant

yeah but I replied and I’m not on delivered yet

idk it just seemed like it

what did you say bro

Bro, next time call him wasted sperm before u ban em

AW GEEZ RICK, I JUST WANNA MASTURBATE, WHY DO I HAVE TO END A SPECIES

Based

Lmao nice reference

wtf are you guys on about

season 1 was so good

it feels like a parody

but its just good

FLAPPY WHAT'S THE LONGEST DISTANCE YOU'VE HAD TO DO

wdym

7 inches, balls deep

oh you ment like running or something

like for swimming

That how j was made

uuuh

lemmet think

1000 m

so long course

smh

niiiice

when a boy likes a girl….. WHAT DOES HE DO?

rowing is a lot easier in terms of distance

Bro, get a good jaw line so we can call you Jaws

i've done 500

5000

5ks suck so bad

oh lol

Good question

the longest event swimming has is 1650

which is a mile

CAUSE I WAS SNAPPING WITH THIS ONE GUY RIGHT AND I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HIS BSF AND I SENT A SNAP OF HIS BSF TO HIM AND THEN I GET A SNAP BACK FROM ANDREI THAT SAYS “Jayden kys” AND I WAS LIKE ???

i could never swim a mile

i could row one, but never swim one

YESTERDAY I SWAM

hang on calculator time

5.5 MILES

CAUSE

Damm

I HAD MORNING AND AFTERNOON

I used to swim but I never do compations

compations

compations

Is that how you spell it?

Races?

BRB EVERYONE

COMPETITIONS??

Ye that

BYE FLAPPERS

I know bro so I couldn’t tell if it was jealously or just irritation bc Jayden was hanging out w me

Me: Big Brane

BRANE

frozen scorpion

wow

riveting

i know

I'm in an awkward situation rn basically the girl I like is my friend and she's knows I like her but she's fine with it, bur nearly everyone i talk too says it's most lightly she likes me too ao

No

Brane

Not al caps lok

Wade?

Wetard

I sent you a goofy message on uwu

He can't talk rn

why ot?

He's still trying to reach the door handle

lol

dead chat

fr

His hands r full rn he's now trying to use a litter picker

But that's taking all his strength so

pffftt

Aslo today at lunch my friend prank called a Jewish school in Iceland(3). Because you can legally fuck in Iceland if your over 12

are we doing a meeting tonight?

cause im down

aerovic ceelilar resperatiion

what

sprry

i was suppos4d to type that into google

i didn't sleep ladst night my b

MY FRIENDS KEEP TELLING ME I HAVE AMNESIA BUT IN CHINESE

U do see

NO WAIT SORRY NOT AMNESIA

SENILE DEMENTIA

健忘症

老年性痴呆

U DO, You can't remember that it'd actually Japanese

LAO NIAN CHI DAI

THEY KEEP SYING THAT

Japanese*

NO STOP

STOP WHAT?

Im just reminding you to take your medication

I DONT HAVE MEDICATIONS

Yes you do, You need it for your dementia to get better

Now, taken it

NO

IM NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

AGAIN

FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY

TAKE YOUR MEDICATION, MR SMITH

MR??

SMITH??

MR SMITH IS TOUR NAME

CAN YOU NOT EVEN REMEMBER THAT?

OHH GOD THE DOCTORS FUCK UP YOUR MED

Look just take these for rn and then I'll go and get you the proper prescriptions

Mr Smith

Are you there?

whats good my skibidi rizzlers?

KRIS

hi

hi

wsg

im watching twd rn

Chrisphotor

my names kristian..

no

close enough amirite

Shit wait what?

yo wade

My g

you there?

i am bbg

MR SMITH, TAKE YOUR PILLS

WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR DEMENTIA

MR SMITH COME BACK HERE

toast do you know whos in amys pfp?

Yes

WHO

It's the old carmine

San Diego

THATS NOT CARMEN SAN DIEGO

Shit wait what?

That's what.ti was told

the witch bitch from dc

no

lol

kk

is that her name?

no

oh

i forgot her name

GOD DAMMIT

get off rule 34

IM NOT ON RULE 34

YES YOU ARE

i wish i was

i am

SHES SO HOT I CANT HELP IT

who you looking at

the logo bitch

Smash

what

Do ym lego?

im gonna play smash or pass with all the pokemon

you mean witch bitch

same

Is it this person maybe?

think so

I'm just looking at dc witches for us

i passed most of em

most of them were animals

its not ztanna but shes hot

Based

i havent came in 1 day

dont make me fail blach

WAIT TRY

Ohh fuck

Hey Jake

hi jake

Umm the bitch from Arrow

be a lil bit more speific

wait blach why cant you just do the ai thing on your own?

BLACK CANARY

sup

hi amy

OMG I LOVE ZATANNA

hey kris

No you were asking who Amy's pfl was

oh

Who's your pfp?

she doesnt know

it's not zatanna

I tjinm it might be black canary

dunno

It is dude

its not black canary

no

Ohh right

she has blond hair

it's not zatanna either

and she wears a mask

Dude she is

fr

Hey Wade

Markipliar?

Wsp

not much

Lemme chek

Bei in one of the cartoons from dc her and constanie fuck

Like doesn't show it

oh yeah isaac got the thigh high pics from sooplash. he sent isaac a custom one just for him lol

I know the one ur talking abt

Let's face it tho John Constantine is fucking based

Ye

Dude he’s awesome

I’ve watched it

I haven't watched the series yet tho

Toast I responded

sick

I think it was a movie

facts

Apokalips War they were sleeping together and House of Mystery they kinda fucked but she was a succubus

wade you're not 5'11'

Whatever you say

yea bro we need proof

i had pics of his face bt i deleted them

No you don’t, I’m not trying to prove anything

i have them

W bro

he does not look 5'11

at all

he looks 18

he looks 10

And your Indian ass looks 4 foot

he looks 18

Damn thanks bro

he looks 10 and 25 at the same time

Wade, do you agree with my statement>

?

IM NOT INDIAN

i don't know how it

s possible

100%

all im saying is there is .000001% chance you are 5"11

I AM THE PALEST MOTHERFUCKER YOULL EVERY SEE

Not you, you’re cool, Amy is Indian

might be a little higher, but yeah

she is?

I can send u a pic

bruv how did you not know

he's seen my face

uhhhhhh

i've literally mentioned it like a bazillion times

i saw a pic of you in a dark room amy

it was ahrd to see

i don't have any

of me in

i saw it from an angle

I got one check UWU in a sec

a dark room?

or it was dark in the pic

dunno

i think the lights were out

FLAPPY

She sent me a “rate me” lol

WHAT

FILTHY NATIVE

ARE YOU THERE

really?

oh yeah

YES

i got one too

WHEN DO YOU HAVE SWIMMING NEXY

NEXT

TMW WHY

Kris check uwu

yo amy why were you hating on Eli ealier?

Lmao yea

Eli sounds cool

i'm not hating on him bro he's just kinda

amys like a 7 or 7.5 outa ten

gives me weird vibes

hey bitches

6-7 five or take

thanks i think

idk

i couldve sworn you looked like a girl that went to my school

Give*

hi opal

what does that even mean?

i swear i look better irl

but

wade you look kinda based

one time thomas said i was a 7 outa ten

he said i had really good hair

Idk Eli sounds cool, also Toast check uwu

hey wade

hey scholar

hey amy

hey idk

hey opal

wsg

wsg

hru

GUYS STOP TALKING ABT STUFF THAT GOTTA DO W RYLEE WHEN SHE NOT EVEN HERE.

THATS KINDA MESSED UP

wassup virgo

that's true

my fault

hi virgo

you're right em

Eli sounds cool

i was just wondering why amy was hating for no reason

whose eli

who eli

Yeah

gtg guys

Rylee’s husband

idk bro i've texted him before too

my momy wil catch me

gtg

and he's like unnecessarily rude

idk

He sounds based

either way emily's right

TOAST CHECK UWU

emily check uwu

OK

scholar check uwu

Wade check uwu

bet

YO THE TIP WAS IN

AMY

WHYD Y WANNA KNOW THAT

yuckkkk its so wet outside

OH YEAH

CAUSe

I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT SETS YOU DO

L

Is Eli on WJE?

HELP

it's literally flooding

Rys man?

yes

THIS HAPPENED IN PE AND I WAS WHEEZING

he is

but he doesn't talk

ACTUALLY

LIKE FULL ON ASTHMA ATTACK

Damn

ye

OHH WAIT I CAN TELL U ON UWU IF U WANT

WHAT WE DID YESTERDYA

BET

i have puddles

I actually got my crush to make an account on here but she kinda grudges me for it so

smh

that is practically flooding

Oh sick! I wanna meet him

hi brogan if you're here

god fucking damnit

my video got age restricted

STOP MY SISTER'S WATCHING THE MIRACULOUS MOVIE

Wsp

Idt she's ever on thb

NOOOOOOIII

he doesn't like talking to new people apparently

WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT?

A cartoon woman in red and black leather smash

I ain’t new

What’s his user?

you hqaven't talked to him

a guys head getting ripped off

Smas I've been on here for a uear

so like

Year

who is eli

Niice

Rylee’s cool boyfriend

you are

to him

hes mine now if hes cool

I’ll just ask Rylee

He seems cool

his user is eli

on uwu?

or wje

Both I think

sick

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/chats/new?user_id=19817549

Guys

he's not on wje

Kinda wanna meet him

why tho.

Stupid u said he was

OH YEAH IVE SEEN HIM IN COMMENTS BEFORE

Cuz he seems cool

Wait really?

no i didn't>

?

yeah i thought he was rylee at first cause of the spiderman pfp

talking abt rylees bf is honestly messy cause she obviously don’t want her shit talked abt and y’all aren’t even Eli’s friends

Oh cool, I like their matching pfps, especially his

hes mine now

^^^^^

We must make a meme

Then it’s official

YES

thank u oml it’s just weird

ELI IS OURS

Toast is still my number one tho

YES

I DONT CARE IF HES WEIRD

half of wje conversations are weird smh

WE MUST ARRANGE A KIDNAPPING

I LOVE HIM

I LOVE PEOPLE NAMED ELIJAH

ELIJAH VANDEVENTE

HE HAS A COOL NAME SO HES A COOL DUDE

VANDEVENTER

ELIJAH STONE

ELIJAH SHIELDS

no but it’s js straight up creepy that they saying all this “he’s ours” bullshit when they’ve never once spoken to him

says who

Idk

i said something to him

says me from what I’m assuming about this conversation

anything about making memes about how he’s “yours”?

no

i said

whats good bbg

Niice lmao

IT IS

hes not online tho

you guys are like

Lol just wait

I’m just saying he sounds like a cool dude

actually gonna be criminals smh

yes you could say that but

a smooth one

Scholar wants his nuts

are we doing a meeting?

then end the convo

smh

not like

Idk lol

i forgot

Prob not

freeman said he wants to join one

Bro we should do one then

hes like

never on wje tho

at=fter school

Freeman is cool

sometimes

he only listens to video game music

when

he's literally never been on here

a few mins ago

on uwu

you lied and said he was on both

no i didn't