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HI RYLEEEEEEE

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH

hi ry :)

HRUUUUUUUUUU

hi ry :)

who you

huh

amy imposter

fr

Lo

Hey Rylee!

prolly wade on an alt

Not everything is about uoi

prolly

i’m so glad that not everything is about uoi

how ya doin

u o i

can yall not argue please.

i’m chilling

tired, wbu

Bruh I would never make an alr about Amy

tired, wbu

alr

I’m not arguing, Amy is just being a bitch

same i have the flu

dude.

imma hop off if yall are both gonna do this shit.

oh jeez

rylee it’s ok just talk to us

ye it sucks

its prob ethan.

I hope it doesn't escalate again.

Or Opal

ethan has been at school again.

If she stops mocking me it won’t

and hes been giving me the worst looks ever.

my throat hurts so fucking bad

i’m sorry ry :(

Maybe, but I think it’s Opal or something

us

twinngin

Okay

guys

HIII FLAPPYYYY

are any of you talking to madi on uwu? we were having a good conversation and she just dipped.

madi has been a bit dry lately

I am

no no

like she asked a question

im talkin to madi rn

and i responded

is she just dry to me 😭

can someone tell her to respond

lmfao 😭

no shes goin through things rn.

i feel unloved 😭😭

ry?

its sahhhh <3

kk

arent we all

yeah

nooo i love you <3

in a not gay way

LMFAO

platonic

I WAS BOUTTA BE LIKE

not gay way

I WAS BOUTTA BE LIKE

NO HOMO RIGHT

NO HOMO FR

its not gay if your wearing socks ;)

I’m so tempted to make a joke

But I won’t

SPILL

it’s not gay if it’s with the homies ;)

I never wear socks.

GAY

<33

FLAPPY IS GAY

what

nuh uh

what are you guys talking about

flappy are you albert einstein

i just do not wear socks

"but- god said if i eat this ill die!"

you are twisting my words

I mean we know for a fact Amy is gay so it fits actually

NUH UH

i’m not gay blud

im tired

i have a game for you, wade

same ahahs

go outside

Amy is bi=gay

im kinda sick

find a patch of grass

i ahve math final tomorw

and touch it

Bi is gay with extra steps but straight two steps backwards

CAN I HELP

idek what i am

Good luck

me too bro

bbg

ILL HELP YOU STUDY FLAPPY

i just took a science and ela final exam

i have a fucking ROTC inspection tmrw

and tomorrow is math

im stressing

i have my eoc’s and finals after break

i have to memorize 21 questions and like 15 ranks

You can do it

jesus

thankfully i got a 670 out of 675 on my ela

but i’m scared for my ap exams in may

and a 1100 out of 1100 on science.

AP exams scare the shit outta me

i have the AP world and AP computer science ones 😭

AYY LESSGO

I HAVE AP SCIENCE TDY

ANYWAYS GTG

BYEEEEEEEEEE

BYE ADDI :)

i am too sick to study

TTYL

MY LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED RN THEYRE PEELING SO HARD DUDE

MY NOSE IS TOO BLOCKED TO BREATHE THROUGH

you can make me peel hard ;)

that’s why you need me

mine are legit bloody atp

give me all your study materials

oh

i am in school rn

wait

i can make ur throat blocked aswell ;)

it’s like i ate a vampire on her period

rawr

can you unblock mine

health is more important

sad response

always

no my finals are trust

yay

my dad would kill me dude\

LET ME HELP YOU

dw

im good

i think

aw man

i actually am like

pretty ok in it

okok gotta go switchin classessss RAWR.

bye pookie wookie snuggly pubuggly bears

BYE RIZZLEE

ill cya in 8th or maybe 7th im goin to 7th now.

<33

bye ryy

hehehe that rhymed

ryce and beans

i am such a poet

rolls ryce

rychoutmous key

I will protect you from him

he would go

ok bye guys

"oh no, flappy, what is this? why did you not get an 105%? what has this come to?"

bye sah :)

BHHHAS

BYE AMY

BYE FLAPPY BIRD

bYEEEEEEE

DON’T LET THE SQUIRRELS BITE

hes such a fag

were gonnna beat the fuck out of him

oh bye fallpy

Byebyee Amyyy

Cya later

hello stay at home

Then I would kill him, there is no other choice

Hiii

can I vent about this dumbass at school

Ohhh you are Toast

AGQGQHWH

yeah

Hi saH

I hat this name

the bit is stupid

anyways

Sureeee

so this motherfucker

he's being creepy as fuck to this girl

Hi Wilkinnnn

like putting his hands in his pants

Hru

saying she should fuck him

Tf

and we gave him one more chance to stop it

Tired how about you?

ew wtf..

and he continued the same day we gave him the second chace

I’m bored and hungry

so were gonna beat the fuck out of him

and he stole our candy

Tf

What a stupid one

weirdo

Not the candy!

YEAH

it was sour watermellon gummie

s\

AGQGQHWH THEN U SOULD GO EAT SOMETHING

WHO

THIS GUY AT SCHOOL

^^^

OH EW

EW

EWW

BEAT HIM UP

I'm not gonna

but my like 6ft friend is

and the girl he's harrasing

okok thats good

and the friend that he stole the candy from

I got a plan, lets kidnap him and hang him somewhere in the forest

thats good

genius

but hes like 1/16 black

so itll be a hate crime

IKR AGQHQHWHW

HI

MALALALLALALALLALALL

hey mal

HII

heyy hru

HEY FLAPPY

good

HIII MAAALLL

MY FRIENDS WERE JOKING ABUOT THAT THIS WEEK

THEY STOLE MY CHAIR AND. IWAS LIKE

tomorrow my friends are gonna beat up a creap

"MOVE MF"

Schools almost out so I’ll see what I can do. I haven’t eaten at all today

HEYYYY

AND HE WAS LIKE "OH OH YOURE USING YOUR WHITE POWERS TO PLACE MINORITIES ELSEWHERE? I SEE."

ouchhh

what time for you wilk?

All

OKEOKE

lmao

hmn i see

MAL

FLAPPY

HOWRE YOU

HOW WAS SCHOL

ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOL

yo do any of you have spotify

^^^ Mal

YEAH

open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/share-98086444ce7f41b29e31b711dab69ba5-1080x1920?si=zaKddHhqR6Ka_l_gO1nLYw&lang=en&destination=datastories

SCHOOL WAS GOOD BUT IM PISSED RN

MAL DOES TOO

my wrapped truly humbled me

oh same

why

my friend's being judgy

SHARE YOUR WRAPPED FLAP

a creep at my school is gonna get beat up for being a creep

good

MINE IS LIKE

Iuw

SHARESHARESHARE

HAN GON I BARELY USE IT ON MY LAPTOP

KK

What a freak

K

K

and I'm gonna get the recording

UWU

AMY

OF?

EVEN THOUGH ITS CAPITALIZED I DONT MEAN ONLY FANS BY THIS

how his friends beat up that creep

you should fr

have I understood that correctly?

yeah

the girl getting harrased is gonna recore

d

and stomp on his face

FLAPPY

Hello.

hi

hey

I’ve been on this site for small amount of time, watching everything.

really?

damn

It’s intriguing.

solid hahaha

Hi

Hello, SaH

OHH

I’ve been seeing how you behave, and I think that it’s interesting.

I just got that

I'm actually against that kind of thing, but teachers suck at that kind of thing too

he stole out candy

Oh, why?

I appreciate how kind you seem, and also how you tend to be the more merciful out of the Mods.

Oh, me?

Yes, you.

Thank you so much, appreciate that

I’m just stating the truth, something that needs to be said more often around here.

I love your pfp, because i love squirrels

Thank you.

Thank you

Toast I like your profile pic ;)

How do you find the site?

I was looking for awful jokes. (What are some of the worst jokes ever?) And this site came up.

Ah, I see AGQQHQHQ

What is “AGWQHQHQ” supposed to mean.

Actually I don't check out the jokes here

They’re pretty foul ngl

i look at the jokes when i want smth sick to laugh at

I only searched it up because I needed “the worst jokes ever” for something. I don’t have a need to look at them now.

I looked up orphan jokes

why am I being asked this now ToT I would have thought you would get it. It is a Laugh

I look at them because they’re entertaining as well.

EMILY

UWU

RIGHT NOW

LKE ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW

👀

Aren't memes funnier

i snort when i laugh

oink oink

HAHUAIHDIUHF

Ah. Donut.

When I laugh I sound like all sorts of things

balls

nuts

IM SORRY BRO I CANT I WAS TRYNA BE SERIOUS AND GRAMMATICAL AND STUFF CAUSE THERE WAS ANITHER SERIOUS PERSON HERE BUT I CANT DO IT

AH I SEE

EMILY

i honestly don't generally find memes funny

two circles

Bob!

MADI

YES

wade!

SOUNDS LIKE CHEXY HUSVHUIBS

hru bob been a while

GET IN UWU EMILY

Wtf my internet is so slow

Dude I barely see you anymore!

gud

cool

saw me like a couple days ago but ok

And this is Wade.

I'm ashamed to laugh now , how am I supposed to laugh? HQGHAHSGGWHEJDJDJHDJSZEBWUWSVSBWU like that?

Yeah trur

Yep I’m Wade

yes like that

Obviously.

U new?

okay, got it

LQSJUWI2KSHU272OBSV82

anyways bye again

NO

I’m newer than most people.

Bye Bob!

Oh ok, well welcome!

I’ve been watching, though.

Byebye

Another lurker, same dude

Thanks.

bye bob

Haven’t seen ya really lol

What are you talking about, you are not a lurker, you have been here (and VERY active) for some time.

the builder?

the minion

BANANA

ah

BANANA

🍌

Yeah but I lurk when I’m not on too, also I have my secrets

What does your secrets have to do with anything. I did not ask, nor do I care.

W

chomp

You’re two months late

huh?

idk

yummy

One sec I’m brainstorming

BANANAAAAA

🍌 🍌🍌🍌

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ACK

I MEANT TO DO N NOT H

😭

I have a theory, but I kinda wanna debunk it because there’s a slim chance it’s right but it could also be right

LMFAO 😭

I thought that you were retarded just from seeing how you act, but now you’re just proving my suspicions right.

Go ahead.

i like you more and more with each sentence

💀

I do not like you.

Are you Jake on an alt?

don’t care

No.

jake doesn’t talk like that

You could be lying so idk just a theory I had

i wish

that was it...Thank you Mal, my brain has stopped functioning now AGQJQKSUWJWKSU ToT

what proof do you even have for that?

He kinda talks like Rorschach or Dagger

What does that mean Mallllll

sounds like dagger to me

I mean I figured it out last time

bitch12?

twixking?

The other one

I TYPED BAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT MEANT TO TYPE BANANANANANA I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE N INSTEAD OF H

?

AHAUHDUIHFH

The OTHER one

AHHHHHH GOT IT AHQHQHWHWJEJEKW

bro what other one 😭

Seeing how Jake acts, and the fact he has already made an alternate under the user, “bitch12”, this is not him. I’d like to clarify that I’m not retarded, I’m just explaining to you simple minded people how I am not Jake.

Ok so u don’t know so I won’t tell u

i think you are a little bit retarded

just a thought

mk

Alrighty

The feeling is mutual.

I don't understand anything anymore, I'm really sorry.

it’s ok sah :)

I’ve heard worse

i have the strongest urge

to go to a gas station

and fill a cup with every single flavor

NREOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I know.

Do it

bet

Who’s gonna stop you? The police?

Dagger would never use an alt with a squirrel profile lmao

i am brown

so

i mean

let’s play a game

True

Thank you

would this kill a 18th century peasant child m?

yes or no

It kills me thinking about it

Not me.

i’m gonna go with yes

I will also confirm, for those who are still unconvinced, I am not Dagger.

can someone ban this

BUT WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER

hi cha cha

Eh surw

Why?

it’s a fake of me

someone made an alt

with my name

I BET ITS WADE

BC OF THE PFP\

Fake u is gone, happy?

ITS TOTALLY WADE

thanks wade

Why would I hate on myself?

TO MAKE US THINK

Yep

ok, hot cheetos?

i’m gonna go with maybe

cause of the powder

I dunno just a thought

maybe without the powder it wouldn’t kill the child

but with the powder it def would

opinion?

It is not Wade. I am truly just one who stumbled upon this website and then watched for a while.

Can confirm

also wade doesn’t really talk like that

FLAPPY

Exactly

how long did you watch the site?

Y’all are so paranoid lol

CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR RQ THOUGH

I talk like Wade

MALL

ANSWER MY QUESTION

Bro Amy always thinks I’m making alts

I GOT POMEGRANATE SEEDS

Check my join date.

smart Wade

I don’t care enough to answer it

actually you talk like Wade ツ

Okay, thank you

Lol

Hello, Wilkinson Burritos.

YUMMMMMMMM

i mean, it goes vice verse too

Yo I go by many names

No Wade talks like Wade I talk like Wade

Yes, I’m listening.

Wow, almost a month already?

Same

Crazy

CAN YOU PLEASE LIKE CHANGE YOUR PFP

i really

but Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade?

dont like squirrels

like

NO PLSSS FLAPPYYYY

really really really have an intense dislike of squirrels

very intense

I don’t mind typing out your full name, but I do admit that calling you Burrito would be fun.

POOR SQUIRRELSSS

what did the squirrels ever do to you

what did they do to you Flappyyyy

Yeah Wade talks like Wad because Wade talks like Wade but Wade doesn’t talk like Wad because Wade talks like Wade

No.

like grampy

NOOOOO I FORGOT THE E

HEHE AGQHQJWJWJWJWWK YAYYYYYYY

THEYRE REAELLY SCARY

Hee Heeeee

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT if Wade talks like Wade, Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade?

NONONO

stop gloatinggg smh

Or wil, wilk, wilkin, Wilkins, Wilkinson, Wilkinsonburritos, wilkinburgers, bur, or burritos lmao

No because Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade

or Wade doesn’t talk like Wade talk like Wade?

Hehehe Burgers is mine

Okeoke

Exactly

because Wade talks like Wade! Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade.

Burrito will do.

That too

👍

amy you're confusing the shit outta me

gotchu

Amy talks like Amy

i think i confused myself too a lil bit

bahaha

ahhh stoppppp

Amy talks like Amy???? Amy talks like Amy talks like Amy.

What’s confusing? If Wade talks like Wade and Wade talks like Wade that just means that Wade talks like Wade and Wade talks like Wade

never 👹

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP AHHHHHHH

Makes sense

true. if Wade talks like Wade, doesn’t Wade talks like Wade equal Wade talks like Wade?

NOOO IM TOO STUPID FOR THIS

Mal talks like Mal

Precisely

Love you Flappy<333

I find this retarded and annoying, Dagger and Lynx were right.

Mal talks like Mal, Mal doesn’t talk like Mal talks like Mal.

Exactly

oooo yay now im an example of confusion!!

NOOOOSTOP

I do it purposely

ITS SO SCARY

AHHHHHHH

ITS JUMPING RIGHT TOWARD ME

OMG

it's him..joking around...

WERE YOU THAT KID

ON THE DISC

wade, what is the definition of a scientifical hypothesis? 🤓

ALSO DAGGER AND LYNX LIKE WADE SO LIKEEE

Ur mother

Yes, and that is why they only like you about half the time.

Jones BBQ Foot Massage

That is me running to you

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No, Discord is disgusting.

?

SUCH A FLIRT BAHHAHHASNDAJFEHKMSN