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BECAUSE YOUR A LOSER

I HAVE MORE THAN YOU

Probably because you just joined a few days ago

FOR FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!

Like 2 days ago

3

I FOLLOWED YOU CAUSE DAGGER SAJD TO

IT WORKED!

DAGGER JR GET UR ASS ON HERE IT WORKED!

ME TOO

HE THOUGHT I DIDNT LISTEN TO HIM, I DID

DAGGER JR IT WORKED, WE WOKE HIM

Anyways Lynx, welcome back

What are you talking about

You said you wanted me gone

Not me

Only like 3 people

I didn't even do anything

Dagger Jr wanted u back

Ik ik

Who?

Dagger Jr

I don't know who that is

Yk Dagger?

No

Listen, I haven't been on this site in 7 years.

Ok well he thinks u can help us better this site

I don't recognize any of you.

Me?

Since ur an OG

Why me specifically

Yeah

He thinks I can magically unkill the site?

He said to follow u, to wake u

U and the other OG’s

I wouldn't even recognize any other OGs

We’re trying to bring more back

There were no aliases back then

Not that I recall

Well who do u remember?

Nobody

Nobody made names for themselves

They just told jokes

Oh dang

Occasionally they would give themselves names but it was temporary and usually relating to their comments

More like the subject line in an email than a name

I don't reckon it matters anyway

Oh okay

What would you like me to do to "repair" this site?

i have 29

What?

damn

what

I’m not entirely sure, gotta wait for Dagger Jr to get online

I'm not waiting for anyone; I just want to read jokes.

I have 51

Alrighty well if we make a joke calling you, would you respond?

29 followers

Okay.

But I'm only online 3 hours a day, my electricity is cut off after the 3 hours are up.

It was nice meeting you, I’ll make a joke calling you if Dagger Jr comes up with a plan

oh i have like 45 i think

Alrighty, that works

Okay then...

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not welcome

I appreciate that.

You’re an OG

But wait, I only just turned on the room's breaker. I still have ample time.

I think I have an idea of what you might want?

You want more members?

Alright

Yeah like to bring back some original members

Be right back, one sec

I don't know anyone, I told you.

Is it alright if I brought new members instead?

If they aren’t like sensitive bitches, go ahead!

I'll ask

Dagger Jr wants to like kick off all those types of people

My friends are all busy.

Alrighty no problem

Also, I think they hate me. I haven't exactly been mentally stable the past month. And year. Right now is a rare moment of lucidity. This is usually the worst time of the year.

I’ve gotta go sadly but I’ll ask Dagger Jr what exactly he wants the next time he’s on

Oh dang

bro niether have i but i turn that into humor

They haven't all cut off contact with me though, which I guess is a good sign.

humor fixes everything

great sign, ngl.

I’ll let u guys chat, ur both OGs I think

The thing is I barely find anything funny anymore. This and a few other sites are the only place where I can laugh anymore.

pretty sure ive been here longer than wade

Definitely

i was here when the aussies were here still

Then definitely

i kinda force my laugh on shit

This guy was here before u tho

yeah ik

An OG? Sweet

Jakeey

Look, there's no need to deify me. I am just old. But not special.

like today, my cat got ran over and i still kinda dont believe it.

so i just laugh about it

all fun and games yk

Oh shit, I’m sorry

I thought you said that was a lie.

I lost my first dog, had it for four days

me joking about it was.

i had him for 4 years, his name was grey <3

Oh right.

i had him for 4 years, his name was grey <3

Damn losing a pet is the worst, I hope everything ends up alright

Awww

I can't even remember what I said anymore.

My condolences.

I lost the dog I’d had my entire childhood when I was in 4th grade, it’s rough

Definitely

idek anymore, kinda done with life again ngl, like today was the most shit day ive had in a while, school make me wunna- EHH

I wish I had a dog.

ppl keep barking at me and im like "fucking furries"

i reccomend a golden retriever

HA! GOOD THING I'M IN 7TH GRADE!!!!!!!!

AND I'M A GOD TOO

BAHAHAH IMAGINE

R SO YOUNG

I'M 13 YEARS OLD

I'M NOT THAT YOUNG

Close. I would rather have a Labrador Retriever.

hi jake

IM 15 BITCH

U should get one!

See what I mean Lynx? Teenagers.

AND YOUR SO ANNOYING BITCH!!!!!!

I can't for reasons that I won't explain here.

Henlo

arent you a teenager too my guy

I am one too, I just LARP as an adult to feel better about myself.

Alright I gotta head out, glad to see someone cool back on here

how are you?

Wait whaaaat

bye jake, good luck with school :)

Dude people said u were like they’re grandpa!

byeeeee

NO AMY PLEASE LEAVE NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE BECAUSE YOUR A SPED

nah i’m good

That's even worst💀

Damn dude! Most of this site ie between 13-19

JAKEY

HI <3

Except gg miller

I was a hypocrite, earlier. I kind of deserved to be bullied.

He's only 12

NOPE

wait actually 💀

I was trying to kick people out of the site for being teenagers

Not even kidding

Nah dude

Despite being one myself.

What a fucking loser

the past is the past

ong

bc dagger jr said to follow u

That’s kinda Dagger Jr’s goal, but only the bitch ones

lmfao dont linger on it too long my guy, no use in it.

BRB ILL BE BACK

istg if you say my name

cya wadey boy

LIKE AM-

If I start talking crazy

Please ignore me

no

Cold makes my screws go loose.

everyone is crazy anyways

crazy???

i was crazy once

Isn't dagger jr is 8 or something

HIIII ADDI<3333

they locked me in a room

a rubber room

I mean, antagonizing and insulting you out of nowhere.

how ya been

GOOD!!!!!!

filled with rats, the rats made me crazy

Or accusing you of being AI

shit

CHEXY WEXY

WANNA CAL

MAYBE I AM AN AI

WHO KNOWS

NOBODY EVEN ASKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😤

I CANT RN MAYBE IN A BIT THO

CUS LIKE

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM AT SCHOOL

It's not a joke, sometimes I have these bouts of solipsism. I believe only myself to relevant and as a result abuse everybody else, treating them like animals or lessers.

eheheh 👹

YOUR ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

solipsism is my life.

nah its okay dude, i dm

PIECE OF SHIT

DID U MISS MY KETTLE LAUGH MADI<3333

HSIUHVIUHB

YES

THE GIGGLING

You don't see us as real?

UAHSUIHAUS AND "OI"

FOR NO REASON

nah.

LFMOASKOJSOAJSAHAA@SOAH@API

just figments of my imagination.

Well, luckily I'm real.

DUMBFUCK

UR SPED

AYE WANNA WATCH A MOVIE?

UR SPED

that’s what a fake person would say

AYE DOMINOO

uesssss

yesss

YESSS

YOU SOUNDED LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK

LETS ALL CALL LATER AND CALL

i wunna watch a movie :(

maybe

ok

can we call on something else

What is going on

BAHHAHAH THE "ok"

hell

cause like it won’t let me hear you guys through my airpods

like what smth?

and i can’t play it out loud

SO SHE IS KENNY

site?

ok

KENNY MCCORMICK

yeah does zoom work

I guess my post just got hijacked again.

dw its not just urs but everyones post

I'm not annoyed, in fact, it's somewhat amusing.

also welcome to hell

good

AlSo WeLcOmE tO hElL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My physical life is much worse that nothing on the internet could compare.

UHAUOSHAOUSHPAHSOIA@0SI[AIPISHLAJSHNOWIL@0QSOAUJPI;HSPA

FCEYUIJF#RHWGCU(_OJFPIWCBHO

us bro

chex let’s do zoom

what movie you wanna watch

ill check if its not blocked

literally me

okok

literally me

ANYTHING BRO ITS BEEN A WHILE SICNE I WATCHED ONE

SAME

bros glitchin

cans i joins

YESSS

FUCK YES

OFC

EVERONE IS WELCUM

GTGTGTG SCIENCE

YOU HAVE ZOOM?

yay :)

AST PERIOD THEN

Could I join?

LUNCH

OFC EVERYONE IS WELCUM

BYEEEE CHEXXY <3

you got zoom?

MAKE A POLL

Yes

i got zoom

a yayayaya

LIKE DO RECUMINDATIONS

But I don't have a camera or microphone.

DW ITS FINE

that’s ok me neither

Okay.

BUT CNA U STILL HEAR????

Yes.

OEKEOKDE

i don’t like to show my face or voice

so i just talk through the chat

idk how to speak english

what time?

I can't decide if I want to show my face or voice

i stutter a lot so im insecure abt my voice thehoudhuocgebxowda@0ud9wuhipdsh

gtgtgtgt

And in the end I decide I'd be better off not showing it

cya later

BYE CHEXYY

ill let yall know when i get back alr\/?

ill show u our lunch todayyyy

cus why not

So, where is this "movie?"

BYE SECYCHEXY

SEXY

DONT BE INSECURE ABOUT SHIT GURL U PERFECT 🫶

<333

YOU GUYS TOO

bro you have to most angelic voice tho 😭

i’ve heard it and you sound so goood

RIGHT????

ok gtg

One of my friends came online, I might try to invite her to this website.

tell me what time :)

bye amyyyyyy

bye adiiiii <3

:OO do

<33333

KYS RETARD\