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I wasn't referring to you, bro. I was talking about the idiots who spam posts with 1-5 words for no damn reason.

Holy shit, dad is alive....

Or rather son.

It turns out I'm older than you, Dagger.

HENCEFORTH

I shall be known as Dagger...

Sr.

NAHHHH Hahah I'm just kidding.

I may be older than you in real life but you are still older than me here AND you have mod privileges.

Ah, here's the Dagger I've heard so much about! A pleasure to see you on, I've heard you are quite a noteworthy user here.

hello, lars

Hello, Amy!

how are you on this fine tuesday?

I'm doing rather well, thank you for asking!

How are you today?

Wait dagger did you delete the post that openbordersforisrael made?

pretty bad. i'm sick :(

>open borders for israel Based.

oh no a :(

ack ignore the a lmao

vomit it out

feel better :(

Go back to WJE, your kind isn't welcome here.

We need to start a WJEKK

This IS wje

lmaoo

she's not too bad. compared to the others.

Fuck, I haven't slept enough hours.

Go back to BP

get sleeppp

We're starting the Worst Jokes Klan

lmao relatable though

No thanks

mal do you want that new account now?

i could use some help

it's literally just me and flappy and they're getting stronger

Revenge bedtime procrastination syndrome.

i dunno if i should go back on my parents almost found my account and if they saw the shit i was saying...😁

ack

wrong emoji lmao

😬

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT I NEED YOUU

DUCKTARD MUST RETURN

WE ARE THE MOST HATED ON THERE

THEY LITERALLY SAW THE BP LINK CAUSE I TYPED IN A B IN THE SEARCHBAR AND THEY HAD ME CLICK ON IT

LET'S BRING DOWN THAT SITE ONCE AND FOR ALL

I HAD TO LIE AND SAY THE INFO I HAD THERE WAS OLD AND MY ACCOUNT WAS DELETED

DELETE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY

THEY CAN SEE MY HISTORY ON THEIR COMPUTER CAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING PROTECTIVE

ISTG MAL YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME LIKE THAT

USE A PROXY

THAT'S LIKE THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS SITE IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR JOKE SITE SO THEY THINK IM J READING REGULAR JOKES

OH THAT'S TRUE

THAT'S TRUE

THERES FREE ONES

I'LL BRB

OMG IM ACTUALLY RETARDED I COULD J USE INCOGNITO 😭💀

ONG

?

she asked how i was doing and then deleted it

ah

I don't want to interrupt your guys convo so ignore that

no it's fine perc :)

nothing against you mal promise

nah you're fine dw about interrupting

alr thanks

MAGICAL MALLLLLLL YOU BETTER MAKE DUCKTARD AGAIN

lmao even if it was smth against me i don't blame you

:)

right then hru

see, this is why you're one of the best ones on bp

im good hbu

ty amy <3

<3

:>(

oh shit

i meant

pretty good

>:(

LMFAO IT'S SQUIDWARD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

:>(

YESSSSS

that's good!

THATS HILARIOUS LOLLLL

wait check ma bp profile they're so mad at me and flappy did you see the paragraph that stardust wrote 😭

:>( ------w NOW HE'S GOT HIS (very wrong looking) TENTACLES

lmaoooo

oml no i didn't imma check now

wait how do you know they're mad

is it on the questions post?

hold up i'll link it

SCHOOLS OVER FINALLY

YESSS

NOT FOREVER BUT FOR TODAY AT LEAST 😭

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-whats-the-funniest-bp-post-youve-seen/?comment_id=17656920

I LEFT EARLY CAUSE ORTHODONTIST

HEY EMILY

I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO

HI

HEHEHEEH

I WAS SICK

GOT 2 DAYS OFF

linky link

AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL AND WHEN HER SEAT WAS BEING MOVED BACK SHE WAS LIKE "WHEEEEE" AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED HOT PINK BRACES CAUSE HER FAVOURITE COLOUR CHANGES EVERY DAY AND TODAY IT'S HOT PINK

YALL

daaaaaaaamn

IK

VIRGO

LIKE SHE'S SO PRESSED IT'S ALMOST FUNNY

"i'm such a bad person boo hoo" like no shut up

NATHAN AND CECE FINALLY BROKE UP

I FEEL KINDA BAD CAUSE SHE AND I USED TO EMAIL FOR HOURS EVERY DAY BUT LIKE THEN SHE STOPPED SO..

THANK GOD

OH DAMN SHE MAD AT YOU TOO MAL

BUT I HAVE A NEW BF WHO DOESNT KNOW THAT HES MY BF

LMFAO

OOH YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING

BUT SHE STOPPED LIKE MONTHS AGO

OOO

NO SHE LEFT A COMMENT FOR YOU

HOLD UP

LMFAO

OH LAWD

YES I GIVE IT ONE WEEK UNTIL WE LINKED UP

CAUSE I BEEN STAYING THE NIGHT AT HIS HOUSE

want me to say something back?

LMFAO THAT'S THE BEST SHE CAN DO?

TELL HER THAT HER INSULTS ARE DISAPPOINTING

BRO SIDE EYE

AIN'T YOU !3

DAAAAAMN

I GOTCHU BESTIE

MY OLD USERNAME???

YESSSS

LITTLE REFERENCE

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

GIRL PLS THATS MY THING TO SAY

WAIT OMG VIRGO THIS IS SO RANDOM I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I J THOUGHT OF THIS BUT ON BP WHEN I FIRST REALISED WE SHARED A BIRTHDAY I CAN'Y EVEN EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED I WAS TO SHARE A BIRTHDAY W SOMEONE LMFAO

YES BUT ION GIVE A FUCK

SOLID

YES BRO IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE W THE SAME BIRTHDAY BEFORE I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER COOL

NO FR SAME

BRO I HAVE TO SHARE A BDAY WITH MADAMEMALFOY 😭

NOOOOOOO

what in the wattpad fanfic is that username

IKR

bro fr tho

OMG ONG THOUGH

prolly has like 10 posters of malfoy that she kisses goodnight 💀

guyssss stop you be reminding me of when i first read hp and slept w a draco uno card under my pillow 😭

pardon?

im literally not joking i even brought it to summer camp

excuse me

mal

that is incredibly disturbing

hey hey hey it's better than fucking like harry potter or dumbledor

that's true

tom felton is hot

he's gotten kinda crusty lately but he used to be fine af

MAL UWU RQ

his hairline though 😭

OKAY

Stop bringing BP users in here

HAIRLINE RLLY DECIDED TO RUN AWAY

we're not they're coming on their own

FR THOUGHHHH

LIKE WTAF IS THISSSS

Are you talking about me?

it’s like all squiggly

BRO

it looks like a bird 😭

IKR

widow's peak is wild

it isss

OH FUCKING HELL NAW

THE FOREHEAD

IS CRAZY

EWWW

HE LOOKS BALD

YOU COULD SELL IT IN A MIRROR SHOP

YUPPP

AND THE LONG CHUNK OF HAIR TUCKED BEHIND HIS EAR TOO

Sounds good to me.

Yes, get the fuck out.

You are a plague on this website.

whats going on?

DAGGER JUST KNOW IT'S THE DEGENERATE RETARDED ASS CUNT CALLED APPLEGREEN CREATING ALT ACCOUNTS SO 99% OF THE POSTS ARE FROM HERS

Just ignore her.

Wtf did I do

You're a BP piece of shit. Go back.

We don't want your kind here.

You're illegal immigrants. Where's your green card?

i still dont understand whats going on?

Dude are you saying this to any and mal?

*amy

IGHT ILL TRY

perc just don't talk to him

Fine I'll try

AMY!!!! SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU

do i know you?

im seth

OH

HIIIIII

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE THE SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE BP BITCHES

<3

HIIIIII

<3

WHO U

SETH

REMEMBER

oh fuck NO

im the better seth

Amy and mal proved themselves to not be subhuman. You are subhuman and need to go back to BoyPussy.

Oh you’re the gay ass bitch that dated the trans fuck.

no

Lol what a fag.

Seriously though

like ive said....the better seth. Who didnt date a tranie

Seth and Jill went up the hill so Seth could lick Jill's candy.

But Seth got a shock, and a mouthful of cock

As it turned out, Jill's real name was Randy.

you didnt have to ruin my candy cane like that bro

I'm gonna kek at you forever, fag.

im not the first seth you saw

im a different one

you can call me rena if you would prefer that

You're trooning out too; no surprise there.

No, I won't call you "Rena", I'll continue calling you Seth.

Actually, you know what... I'll be nice...

I'll call you Rena...

RENAL FAILURE

Perfect name

I'm friends with them so stfu

It took you that long to respond?

I don't care. I'll bully you just the same.

Rorschach did you watch that Thomas The Tank Engine dub

Pretty sure they use they/them pronouns too.

I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Haven’t got a chance yet. I’m going to now

I've got a life

You should end it

No I dont

DAMNNN

All you have to do is pick me up and slash me against your throat.

Nah, you'd like that and we can't have that

And that is a mod -_-

No, actually, I prefer you alive, so I can torment you further.

i genuinely really do not care what you call me. I have various nick names that range from both gender spectrums

If you think you're tormenting me you'd be mistaking

I'm amused tbh

God is also amused.

That's why he hasn't smited you yet.

so how are yalls days going?

Good

Pretty good, wbu

mine cold have gone better if my bf trusted me a bit more

I wouldn't be surprised if your AIDS could spread through the screen. I think Percabeth is a result of that.

could*

LMAO

HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY

yalls jokes actually started getting funny

Yes, in a very pathetic way tho

frfr

Sorry about that

Holy shit. The dub is hilarious

worstjokesever.com/jokes/5be37ece51c6184113913be4/q THIS IS HOW WJE USED TO BE BEFORE BP. REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

Lmao

eh its fine, im glad urs is going good

Thanks

"I know you're sorry James. But I know too that you can be a useful engine. People are laughing at my railroad, and I do not like that at all." James: "Take your focking railroad, and stick it up your ass."

My sides were in orbit after that one.

Fuck Gwen and Kam.

FRFR

I think Gwen is still present.

I love this

worstjokesever.com/@gwen%F0%9F%A5%B6

Gwen was a proto-BP

Now everybody is a fucking Gwen.

not everyone

Nearly everyone.

there ya go

Let's count the nuGwens to kill in the Pandacaust

1. Cosmo

2. Perc

3. Flappy

wait what flappy do to get on this list?

4. Chxl/Dancing Delilah

WOAH OK THERE

5. SAH/Stay At Home

6. Green Apple

Stfu about chex

chxl is a different

Oh lol

7. Stardust

That makes sense

What did chxl do to get on this list????

All she does is cause pointless elemntary school tier drama in posts.

She tricks you into thinking the site is active when she's actually arguing with some loser

You're not going to get rid of me

Gas them all

Nice try though

We didn’t say Chex you blind ass fuck.

I'm sure Dagger would be more than pleased to get rid of you.

You're trash.

Yeah I know that asshole

The more BP members the less active the site has become, because BP users demoralize and ruin the mood.

Yes I'm sure but I said YOU'RE

He can, not you

Go back to your shithole site, you're not from here.

Exactly. The old ones are decently fine. The new ones need to fuck off.

Oh I'm sorry

What exactly did I do

Dagger and I are born from the same piece of metal, so technically, yes, I can.

We must call Dagger and get him to ban Perkytits here.

That's made up so technically, no, you can't

They’re name is a fucking Percy Jackson ship.

CANCER

DAGGER WE CALL UPON THINE TO RID THY HOLY LAND OF DEGENERACY

𝐃𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐔𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐘

𝐋𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄

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The ritual is complete. Dagger is on his way.

You know what it's pointless arguing with you

Bye

It's pointless arguing*, period.

You're a dead man walking.

i want to see that actually

Hii

For what purpose have I been summoned?

Yes.