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horried

rare sighting of donut talking in lowercase

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

HEY FLAPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HIIIIIIIII

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I ALWAYS TALK IN UPPR CASE LETTERS

YES YES WE'VE NOTICED

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NOTICE HOW U ON THE NAUGHTY LSIT?

I AM NOT

YOU ON THE OTHER HAND

IF I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH

AN OUTHOUSE MOUSE IDFK

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

OF SQUIRRELS

NO I DONT THINK OF SQUIRRELS THATS THE THING

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Can u put me on the nice list?

ME TOO PLZ

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

IM STALKING JAKEY RN

No need to stalk jake since the moron is on all day anyway.

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Oh wait, you can't, because you're a weak soy guzzling betacuck.

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ima women, retart

*I'm, *woman, *retard

Looks like you're the true retard here.

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No, because you're jake's girlfriend.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ARF ARF ARF

Nevermind, you are. Kys furshit.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WAIT WHY DO U HATE JAKE?

He looked at me funny once.

From that day I swore to kill him

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

IM NOT A FURRY I SWEAR

You also have a FurTrash pfp

Yes, that game is furtrash bait.

His profile picture gave me a dirty look.

No, it was the one with the skull with bulging eyes.

From that day I swore to brutally kill Jake.

No, I already found Jake's address

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow his house down.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

CAN U GIVE IT TO ME

What?? You don't even live with your boyfriend? What kind of a girlfrined are you?

Oh wait I know you're Jake's alt

He switches between the two to make it look like he's not lonely and also so he has an excuse to ban ppl.

Hi char

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im a girl bitch

Source: trust me

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I know but I didn't see your name on here literally at all

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

KINDA FUCKING NAME IS VERONICA

What kind of name is "Donut"? That's the best fake name you could come up with? A pastry?

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My name isn't even Veronica, where the hell did you get that?

Char

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So it's YOU who's alting, Jake does not exist.

You and Jake never talk at the same time

You and Jake have never been seen in the same room together

If Jake is real he is an AI chatbot

Probably made of metal gears and parts

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

hes a hot ai chatbot

CONFIRMED

You heard it here first folks

JAKE is not real but in fact a AI chatbot

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE HAS NICE ASS FOREARMS TOO

Nice try. You just searched up "kid playing guitar" on Google.

Well then the image is of an Android/Terminator, and Jake is still not real.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE HAS NICE ASS FOREARMS TOO

yes, probably because there is a large metal endoskeleton underneath.

No, if I was Jake my titanium endoskeleton would destroy the keyboard.

That's why jake weighs 1,600 lbs. Not because he's fat, but because his """bones""" are made of a packed alloy mixture.

That's also why Jake wears sunglasses/a cap to hide his glowing red eyes.

Jake is not human, and if you still think he is, HE WILL KILL YOU FIRST.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YUMMY

I'm not Jake

Jake doesn't have any male reproductive organs, he is designed to torture and kill humans.

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In fact he is not even a "he" as machines cannot have a gender because they are not organisms that can be categorized into a gender.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE HAS A DICK

That was just a giant metal dildo that he 3d printed and attached to himself.

So as you can see Jake is a nonperson and as such ignore everything he says.

He has a metal endoskeleton underneath.

Picrel is skinless Jake.

She probably likes him

Ya

Fr

Same

Well when u told me u liked him I wasn't happy to

Ya ig

Ya welk she better back tf up that's ur man

Well ofcourse I backed tf off Brosnan before hoes

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Fr

Litterly

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHY

Scroll up to see your "Jake".

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

hes hot asf fuck u mean

There is something seriously wrong with you if you think a titanium shell with wires and hydraulics is "sexually attractive".

It's an inanimate object.

It is not sapient, much less sentient.

And it wants to kill you, too.

It will rip you limb from limb, retard.

Tf who calling u char

Grr I thought I was the only one who calls u char

It is not human, it is a machine designed to resemble a human skeleton to be able to support human flesh in a realistic manner.

What

vaL㉹ո†ﭐո♑

i wouldnt be bitch towards me rn

I'm not dw

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

TO BAD U CAN FUCK IT

No, it will most likely kill you as soon as it sees you. It does not seek pleasure as it is not human.

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THATS SERENA

Char what other niçk name

O

Jake is not human and is a soulless AI machine. Ditch him now.

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

MMMM EVEN BETTER

There is nothing even remotely attractive about that. Why not seek someone who is a) actually capable of feeling pleasure b) actually capable of having sex and c) Most importantly... NOT TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

What

I did nothing to u

O sorry

Gladly and I'm not fat

U don't know what I look like tho

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YEAH WE SAW U IN THE CAFETERIA

Tf u mean

Idk even know u

So

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How about u stop acting like a stupid ass lonely fucked up miserable bitch u fucking can't ur a mistake

Tf u talking about

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

ong

thsi u?

CHAR

I can't fucking see my visions blurry

you're just being a bitch for no reason

or is it because I blocked you from commenting on mine?

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i have many issues with many people but for the sake of damage control, i’ll be quiet

what?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DAMNNNN DIABETES MAKIN U BLIND NOW?

do you have a photo of her

Of me

Idk

Bye

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heyo

what

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i have many issues with many people but for the sake of damage control, i’ll be quiet

yea so hush

anyways

urfavvirgo

yea so hush

real

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i am, did you not read the last part?

well you’re still typing so…

addi

real

U LEFT SUCH SWEET COMMENTS ON MY INSTA THANK U SMMMM

urfavvirgo

U LEFT SUCH SWEET COMMENTS ON MY INSTA THANK U SMMMM

JUST THE TRUTHS

edrtfgyuhj

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

WAIT NVM ILL TTYL I GTG MKA EFOOD

MKK LMK WHEN U BACK

addi

edrtfgyuhj

AHHHHH OK I REPLIED TO THEM LMAO

Did I miss anything or not really?

Wade ツ

Did I miss anything or not really?

AMYS BACK BRO

urfavvirgo

THE STUPID WHORE IS BACK

Yeah Ik

Wilkinsonburritos

The internets terrible one sec

No prob

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

You took that from me.

Wade ツ

Yeah Ik

WHATCHU THINK ABT IT

urfavvirgo

WHATCHU THINK ABT IT

Well now I’m mad, she stole another one of my comments

Wade ツ

Well now I’m mad, she stole another one of my comments

not her being a stereotypical Indian scammer

urfavvirgo

not her being a stereotypical Indian scammer

Bro that was literally my reference I said that on BP and I’ve said it on here

Wade ツ

Bro that was literally my reference I said that on BP and I’ve said it on here

oops my bad

Wilkinsonburritos

Lmao

Dude facts tho. Fuckin meme stealer lmao

urfavvirgo

oops my bad

Not u, her, you’re fine

Wade ツ

Not u, her, you’re fine

ah okk

Wilkinsonburritos

Yo what’s up

THE SKY LMFAO

18 degrees outside last time I checked

urfavvirgo

ah okk

Yeah it’s so fuckin annoying..

Wilkinsonburritos

Original

Lol I was told that today

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

unless you invented the meme you don’t own it

But why do u insist on running around and copying a certain persons memes instead of getting your own

urfavvirgo

But why do u insist on running around and copying a certain persons memes instead of getting your own

EXACTLY

Wilkinsonburritos

35 for me

GIRL PLS

She took my memes, she took 10inches memes, fuckin meme stealer

Wilkinsonburritos

Imagine stealing peoples memes. Mine are all original :D

Lmao

Wilkinsonburritos

Imagine stealing peoples memes. Mine are all original :D

cough cough amy

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i am the memeler

No you’re just an annoying reposting little beyotch

Wade ツ

No you’re just an annoying reposting little beyotch

Beyotch is wild ur not Regina George

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

why are you censoring yourslef

Go fuck yourself

Wade ツ

Go fuck yourself

FR LIKE NO ONE HERE WANTS HER

urfavvirgo

Beyotch is wild ur not Regina George

It sounds nicer, it shows restraint

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i want me here

You don’t matter

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i want me here

except for her own delusional ass

urfavvirgo

except for her own delusional ass

Her and her split personalities

wilk doesn’t and i know DAMN well that it hurt u amy

wade doesn’t and he’s chill asf

Amy is like Jekyll and Hyde except both sides are Hyde

I don’t cause ur an annoying little shit

urfavvirgo

wilk doesn’t and i know DAMN well that it hurt u amy

Huh?

Chxl doesnt Even tho shes hella tolerant

Jake doesn’t cause ur jealous of him and madi

Wilkinsonburritos

Huh?

She’s saying u don’t like Amy

Madi doesn’t cause of multiple reasons

Wilkinsonburritos

Huh?

uwu now pls

urfavvirgo

wade doesn’t and he’s chill asf

πŸ—ΏπŸ·

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

HEY FLAPPY

hi charrr

Wade ツ

Amy is like Jekyll and Hyde except both sides are Hyde

Literally this is so true

OH and mal doesn’t even tho she was your FRIEND that just proves how intolerable u are

Flappy.

whats goin on

HI FLAPPY

There is only ONE person on here that likes Amy

urfavvirgo

HI FLAPPY

hi virgo :)

Wade ツ

There is only ONE person on here that likes Amy

who bro πŸ’€

And it’s probably Chex but that’s cuz Chex likes everyone, not because Amy is likeable

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

but i gtg

u could go kys

urfavvirgo

u could go kys

DAMN lmao

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

nah i’m good

Oh now you’re good?

Wade ツ

And it’s probably Chex but that’s cuz Chex likes everyone, not because Amy is likeable

Chex doesn’t even like amy

urfavvirgo

Chex doesn’t even like amy

Yeah probably

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

yes she does

Nobody likes you’re suicidal attention seeking meme stealing bitch ass

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

yes she does

Lmao u don’t know ALL the things that we talked abt on that call

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

we had a nice chat in the morning

doesn’t mean she liked u

Wilkinsonburritos

No one likes Amy though

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

Dayum wade

I’m so done with her bro

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

She may be nice to u amy but it don mean she likes u

exactly

I literally force myself to tolerate Amy for however long she’s online and when she’s pulls a half ass apology out of her ass I have to force myself not to go off and respond with β€œok”

Wade ツ

I literally force myself to tolerate Amy for however long she’s online and when she’s pulls a half ass apology out of her ass I have to force myself not to go off and respond with β€œok”

go off bro

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

that’s cool

didn’t u say u had to go

urfavvirgo

go off bro

I definitely will next time

Wade ツ

I literally force myself to tolerate Amy for however long she’s online and when she’s pulls a half ass apology out of her ass I have to force myself not to go off and respond with β€œok”

wait how would i pull a half ass apology out of my ass

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

HEY DADDY MALLLL

HEYYY

Wade ツ

I literally force myself to tolerate Amy for however long she’s online and when she’s pulls a half ass apology out of her ass I have to force myself not to go off and respond with β€œok”

wasnt it ai lmfao

mal..πŸ¦†

woah

HEIL MALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flappy.

wasnt it ai lmfao

YES AND SHE LIED ABT IT BEING AI TOO

urfavvirgo

HEIL MALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY VIRGO!!!!

Flappy.

I MEAN

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

HEIL MALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO BC MINE WAS GENUINE

YOURS WAS A SCRIPT

Flappy.

NO BC MINE WAS GENUINE

NO NO NO BC

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

MAL WTF?

WHAT

urfavvirgo

YES AND SHE LIED ABT IT BEING AI TOO

WAIT WHAT

Flappy.

wasnt it ai lmfao

Probably, petty ass bitch wants to go comment on my YouTube video then apologize for it because she’s lonely and has no friends

Wade ツ

Probably, petty ass bitch wants to go comment on my YouTube video then apologize for it because she’s lonely and has no friends

i have friends

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i have friends

That ain’t possible

mal..πŸ¦†

THERE I SAID IT AGAIN

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

being real

so how u finna say that u genuinely want to apologize but u joke abt the entire process

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

but irl i have many

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

urfavvirgo

so how u finna say that u genuinely want to apologize but u joke abt the entire process

^^^^^^

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

but it is

There is no way your ass has friends

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

but irl i have many

I’m sure all ur friends are just as ugly

I literally don’t believe you at all, that’s why I said β€œok” and didn’t accept it or deny it

Wade ツ

I literally don’t believe you at all, that’s why I said β€œok” and didn’t accept it or deny it

ok, well i apologized anyway so

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

ok, well i apologized anyway so

Doesn’t matter

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

ok, well i apologized anyway so

That’s my point is since u have no friends here then why don’t you leave

mal..πŸ¦†

wtf is happening

ikr chats movin real quick

mal..πŸ¦†

wtf is happening

mal can you confirm something for me

urfavvirgo

mal can you confirm something for me

depends what it is

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

cause i like talking to chex

so talk to her on uwu crew

urfavvirgo

so talk to her on uwu crew

Exactly

Flappy.

ikr chats movin real quick

real i can't keep up i walk away for 2 seconds to get dinner and there are like 20 new messages 😭

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

also, there are some genuinely cool people on here

Nobody thinks you’re cool and we all get aneurisms talking to you

mal..πŸ¦†

depends what it is

do you honestly honestly honestly want Amy to stay here? we can talk abt it privately if u want but I am curious, this doesn’t have anything to do with whether u like her or not, but do you want her to stay on this site?

YOUR BULLSHIT MAKES US LOSE BRAIN CELLS

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

butter*

LMAO

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

i put to much botter on my lobset

oh nooo

urfavvirgo

do you honestly honestly honestly want Amy to stay here? we can talk abt it privately if u want but I am curious, this doesn’t have anything to do with whether u like her or not, but do you want her to stay on this site?

i mean it don't make much of a difference to me but her being here causes a shit ton of drama so-

mal..πŸ¦†

i mean it don't make much of a difference to me but her being here causes a shit ton of drama so-

that is true 😭

mal..πŸ¦†

i mean it don't make much of a difference to me but her being here causes a shit ton of drama so-

I’ll message u on uwu crew if u have it,

i don't have it but i could get it? send a link?

WAIT YEAH MAL DO YOU GOT UWU

The SHIT YOU PULLED THREE WEEKS AGO WHERE YOU ACTED SUICIDAL WAS FUCKIN STRESSFUL FOR US AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK

mal..πŸ¦†

i don't have it but i could get it? send a link?

Check my bio, and copy and paste the link

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

i apologized

THAT MEANS JACK SHIT YOU ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

OK THAS FUCKED UP

She acting like jassy honestly with the lying bullshit

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

but i decided that it was too much trouble

Oh boohoo

urfavvirgo

She acting like jassy honestly with the lying bullshit

damn

YOURE TOO LAZY TO KILL YOURSELF SO YOU MAKE US SUFFER AND WASTE OUR TIME CARING ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

Amy r u responces so dry cause its hard to talk with ur big ass nose covering ur face?\

that has nothing to do with typing?

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

Amy r u responces so dry cause its hard to talk with ur big ass nose covering ur face?\

SHE LOOKS LIKE MR POTATO HEAD BUT THE PEICES GOT REARRANGED

mal..πŸ¦†

i joined uwu

LINK

LIKE BITCH GET RHINOPLASTY BEFORE UR NOSE POKES GOD

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

VIRGO I GOTTA TALK 2 U

WSP

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

SHE KEEPS HITTIN ON AADEN

Aaden ugly bro don’t think too much abt it

Alrighty guys let’s all make an agreement, if Amy’s ass decides to stay on here and she pulls more shit about being suicidal or her issues, we all tell her to β€œfuck off” in all caps and ignore her

urfavvirgo

Aaden ugly bro don’t think too much abt it

😭😭😭😭😭

Wade ツ

Alrighty guys let’s all make an agreement, if Amy’s ass decides to stay on here and she pulls more shit about being suicidal or her issues, we all tell her to β€œfuck off” in all caps and ignore her

ok but what if she’s just being annoying like plain annoying

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

its my freind who wont stop

SLAP HER

urfavvirgo

ok but what if she’s just being annoying like plain annoying

Then roast her

Wade ツ

Alrighty guys let’s all make an agreement, if Amy’s ass decides to stay on here and she pulls more shit about being suicidal or her issues, we all tell her to β€œfuck off” in all caps and ignore her

Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of ignoring her

AND BE LIKE BITCH WTF U LOOKING AT

Wilkinsonburritos

Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of ignoring her

Explain pls

Wade ツ

Then roast her

on her nose, forehead, eyes, fat, or hair

Wilkinsonburritos

Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of ignoring her

we can do that too

we just all have to agree and commit

Wade ツ

Explain pls

β€œWe should ignore her but first let’s tell her to fuck off”

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

VOTE MY POST/POLL I JS MADE

^^^^^^^

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

VOTE MY POST/POLL I JS MADE

Okie dokie

Wilkinsonburritos

β€œWe should ignore her but first let’s tell her to fuck off”

Ah okay, yeah then just ignore her

Wade ツ

Ah okay, yeah then just ignore her

But you guys have a hard time doing that lol