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Day one of making my word rarely to never heard; Was shit, obviously as expected. It's turning into more of an experiment that ends once the person who caused this chaos fixes it. They only have a month though, if it's not fixed by then I will spend all of my days only speaking as a last resort. I doubt anyone will read this, so if you did type your favorite fruit in the comments. I told my friend I would learn sign langue for her though. Also, people still told me to shut up when I didn't talk. I also got a view of who my real friends were. One person tried to fix it even though I said it wasn't his mess to fix, some people cared to try and figure out why I've gone "mute" so I let them know. The person who caused what they said "LORE" I told him that he caused the lore, and he kinda overreacted. People told me it's better when I never speak, so if it doesn't get fixed lucky for them. Many have tried to change my mind but, no messing with a made-up mind.

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yeah well I completely changed my mind about that

Madi's amazing, I still can't believe all this happened

jake #1: you ad donut FAKE

#3:Tell everyone the truth

Marquis

#3:Tell everyone the truth

Who even are u

Why lie about you and donut

cause the only truth I know rn is that I'm in love with donut

COME ON TELL ALL OF US

THE TRUTH IS THAT I FUCKING LOVE HER

Marquis

WHAT THE TRUTH

I can’t even pronounce or spell ur name even if I tried like no shush

Tell us the truth

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

I GET UR OBSESSED WITH DONUT AND WANT HER TO YOURSELF BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT BOUT YOUR DUSTY DORITO ASS AND FUCKING LEAVE

w

I was just about to send you the link to this lmao

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ethan told me all about it

This might be the last time I talk to u

I'm stuck in a tree and can't get out :(

Where are you angle

Fletcher and Charlie sitting in a tree

But no Charlie :(

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I can't go down

Obviously I'm exaggerating how high I am right now

It's like not even 6 feet

The ground ain't even

it's not straight

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Jake can you vc on disc

fleperd

Jake can you vc on disc

Probably not rn

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If aaden or skyler ever says I'm cheating on you

Don't fucking be live you

Yeah I'm wit them rn

Thank you love <3

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I'm getting sidetracked

I'm taking care of something

I'll be good for the next 10 minutes

Do you wanna talk?

Don't believe liam

He'll critisize anyone who's against him

Important or not

Like anyone's opinion

Be live in who you wanna believe

It's why different religons exist

I'm not saying it is

I told him to apologize

˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

He said the fukin man on the moon isn't real.

Because it's true. Do you just believe everything the government spoonfeeds to you?

Who do you believe in

What if I said odin isn't real

How would you feel

I wouldn't care what you think because you believe in a dead kike on a stick.

"What if" and that's all it'll ever be. "What if". You know you could never kill my friend you scrawny little bitch.

Can you just like leave

I could probably kill you by spitting on you

Peter Griffin

I flog whores like you for a living.

Lmao

And I hate Family Guy, by the way. I just want a convincing profile.

That's the point

Peter Griffin

And I hate Family Guy, by the way. I just want a convincing profile.

Wow

Bruh Family Guy a W show bro, you can’t hate on it and call urself Peter Griffin

Peter is on this chat

I'm not your "bro" and Family Goy isn't a "W". It's soulless animationslop made by sweatshop workers in China or Taiwan or some other shithole country. The jokes are all trashy, sardonic, or some obscure 80's reference. And it's extremely biased.

I’ll leave but not because you told me to, and you’re mad at me great! Don’t really care. People are constantly mad at me, one less person’s who’s opinion I gotta give a shit about.

Leave for a bit

Peter Griffin

I'm not your "bro" and Family Goy isn't a "W". It's soulless animationslop made by sweatshop workers in China or Taiwan or some other shithole country. The jokes are all trashy, sardonic, or some obscure 80's reference. And it's extremely biased.

Alr. No offense but that sounds like something Peter Griffin would say

I chose this specific profile picture which shows how soulless and stiff the show's animation is.

Peter Griffin

I chose this specific profile picture which shows how soulless and stiff the show's animation is.

Alr..but it’s still one of the most popular shows

Headpool

Alr..but it’s still one of the most popular shows

"Popewler ekwils gud hurr durr" Lol only braindead cattle say this.