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Dude if I weren't the youngest child in my family I would probably have a younger sibling that needs more mental help then me.

They would be coming home saying: Younger sibling: I'm home! Parents: Hey sweetie how was school? Younger sibling:Terrible. I want to jump everyone at school. Parents: YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE! DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOUR SISTER?!?!?! Younger sibling:Yeah.. Parents: Ok. MIA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!! Me:Wh- Gets cut off by parents throwing shoes at me Me:What the hell!?!? Parents:WHY DOES YOUR YOUNGER SIBLING KNOW HOW TO JUMP PEOPLE?!?!? I run out of the house into the forest

I am now 59 years old and I am still an orphan.

BTW this was all a joke i'm just bored asf.

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Then grab a sharp knife and hit them in the head with the blunt side.

Now the entire house is mine, the car is mine, the garden is mine, all the furniture is mine and the mony in mine too!! Thanks