Jake.. Come.. Here.... Right... Now.. Before... I... Murder... Everyone..
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ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Well im fuvking ver enraged and i dont get mad.
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wassup
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
the sky
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Im going to murder someone.
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whyβre you mad
Jake γ
hey hi
Jake γ
please dont
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Because this bitch lied to my bsf saying she wasetn ready for damn relationship right?
Jake γ
mhm
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Like broke up with my bsf.
Jake γ
mhm
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
And im freinds with the girl who broke up with her
Jake γ
mhm
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
THEN THREE FUCKING DAYS LATER
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
SHE GOES AND DATES MY EX
Jake γ
yeah that's just called being a whore
Jake γ
tell your friend she dodged a bullet
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a missile more like
Jake γ
fr
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Yea but my "Freind" is w/ my ex.
Jake γ
that a stupid ass way to break up with someone
Jake γ
I dated a whore once
Jake γ
same exact thing
Jake γ
left me for my best friend
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
And fletcher knows im mad
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
hes right night to me..
Jake γ
and then left him for another dude
Jake γ
and then left that dude for someone else
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Damn whoress
Jake γ
she was kinda like jassy actually
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
I hit fletchers arm..
Jake γ
new man every day
Jake γ
don't take your anger out on fletcher lmao
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
I tried but
Jake γ
yeah idk what was up with her
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
hes not letting me take his arm ):
Jake γ
oh hey while we're all here and winnie apparently isnt
Jake γ
are you all thinking what im thinking
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Just wait dont let her know that we know
ΛΛ ππΆπ β΄ ΛΛ
Yeah dummy
Jake γ
just checkin
Jake γ
its kind of obvious
Jake γ
cya
Jake γ
I went back and looked at her message history and the writing style is exactly like she who shall not be named
Headpool
Murder? Who? Where? How? When?
Jake γ
yes, her friend, at school, probably a knife, now
Jake γ
just kidding kids i don't condone murder
Jake γ
wonk wonk
Headpool
Alr alr
Headpool
I need a white van
Jake γ
windows or no windows?
Headpool
No windows
Jake γ
complimentary mattress?
Jake γ
soundproof walls for an extra $150?
Jake γ
hell naw
Jake γ
I wasn't with that shit from the start
Jake γ
welp gotta go
Jake γ
stay spooky bitches
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bye jake <3
Jake γ
ππππ€
Headpool
Byee Jakee
Jake γ
your total comes to $500,000 we take cash card venmo and sex
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your total comes to $500,000 we take cash card venmo and sex
ooh i can do the last part
fleperd
Thanks <3
MayWantsACoolName
Don't murder everyone