ayo can somone treat me better than my parents
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Jake ツ
That's not meant to be flirty lmao
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
Hey 😏
you know what, as long as you don’t hit me with metal rods, we’re good. my parents really be setting that low bar 💀
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
although metal rods hurt less than rolling pins.
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
coat hangers hurt like a bitch lmao.
Jake ツ
what the fuck is wrong with your parents
Jake ツ
that's like lowkey borderline abuse, if not just straight abuse
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
what the fuck is wrong with your parents
a lot. also they’re indian so it’s in their cULtUrE
Jake ツ
shit dude
Jake ツ
and I thought la chancla was bad
Jake ツ
I'm really sorry about that, I hope things get better for you
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
I'm really sorry about that, I hope things get better for you
not likely, not until 4 years, and even then, i don’t think imma make it till that.
Jake ツ
Hey, you got this. Shit's rough but I know you'll get through it
Jake ツ
Stay strong, I promise things will get better.
✨Jassy✨
hi
✨Jassy✨
jake?
Jake ツ
hey
✨Jassy✨
hi
✨Jassy✨
srry u had to see that its just rough but im not going anywhere so u dont have to worry abt it anymore
Jake ツ
No it's alright, it's good to share your feelings
✨Jassy✨
yeah ig it is
Jake ツ
Much better than keeping them inside, letting them ferment and fester into an amalgamation of pain
✨Jassy✨
true
✨Jassy✨
hey u know how ur funny
✨Jassy✨
can u make me feel better by telling me a joke if u want
Jake ツ
you're on a jokes website, you're surrounded by them
Jake ツ
but I'm glad to tell you one haha
✨Jassy✨
thxs jake ur the best
Jake ツ
what's a gay person's favorite book
✨Jassy✨
idk
Jake ツ
the dick-tionary
Jake ツ
6th grade me thought that was the pinnacle of comedy
✨Jassy✨
boi thats actually pretty funny im not even gonna lie
Jake ツ
lol
✨Jassy✨
watch that video
Jake ツ
k one min
✨Jassy✨
k lol
✨Jassy✨
did u watch it?
Jake ツ
not yet
Jake ツ
I cant get it to work on my school comp
✨Jassy✨
then go on ur phone?
Jake ツ
k one min
✨Jassy✨
hello?
Jake ツ
sorry gimme just one sec I'm writing something
✨Jassy✨
mf its been a min talk to me pls im bored af
Jake ツ
sorry!
✨Jassy✨
he bookie
✨Jassy✨
*hey bookie
Jake ツ
one sec imma watch it rn
✨Jassy✨
kk
✨Jassy✨
this one too
Jake ツ
lmao nice
✨Jassy✨
did u watch the second one too
Jake ツ
That audio tho
✨Jassy✨
fr
✨Jassy✨
bookie
Jake ツ
eikoob
✨Jassy✨
lol
✨Jassy✨
this one too
Jake ツ
that one kid got violated by that basketball
✨Jassy✨
fr
M3ME G0D
i got violated by my uncle once 😳
✨Jassy✨
tf
M3ME G0D
Like I don't care how many toys you give me uncle, no means no 😭😭
✨Jassy✨
oop
M3ME G0D
This is me fr
✨Jassy✨
jake u there
Jake ツ
no im an illusion
✨Jassy✨
damn
M3ME G0D
Jake are you Native American?
Jake ツ
nah why
M3ME G0D
Are you a bowling ball?
Jake ツ
nah why
M3ME G0D
Cause I wanna shove 3 fingers in you 😳
M3ME G0D
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/the-weeknd-rizzz-2710/
M3ME G0D
No homo btw
M3ME G0D
You guys still exist
M3ME G0D
??????????????????????????????????????????
✨Jassy✨
wtf
M3ME G0D
Finally dad, you came back with the milk
M3ME G0D
My bad, mom*
✨Jassy✨
tf im not your mama
M3ME G0D
mommy milka's
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
you guys make ass parents
✨Jassy✨
i would never want to be his mom
M3ME G0D
You just said you have parents that are ass
Jake ツ
I'm a good parent tho right
✨Jassy✨
yes
M3ME G0D
no homo
Jake ツ
also what the fuck did I miss
✨Jassy✨
wtf
✨Jassy✨
alot
M3ME G0D
I SAID NO HOMO
✨Jassy✨
your being homo rn
M3ME G0D
Jake u saw the bowling ball rizz?
✨Jassy✨
we all did and i just got done washing my eyes out with bleach
Jake ツ
lmao yeah just did
✨Jassy✨
dumbass
Jake ツ
honestly as a joke yes
✨Jassy✨
i dont think it was a joke
M3ME G0D
YIPEEEE
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
You just said you have parents that are ass
fair. just don’t start beating me up, and you’re already miles better!!
✨Jassy✨
oop
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
oop fr fr
M3ME G0D
fair. just don’t start beating me up, and you’re already miles better!!
Okay cool whatever silly goose silly billy so see ya alligator ong frfr 1 2 buckle my shoe WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER doge bonk uwucutesingle rizz
✨Jassy✨
oop
M3ME G0D
My bad autocorrect
✨Jassy✨
lol
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
autocorrect is actually shit
M3ME G0D
MY STUPID auto correct KEEPS ON BREAKING
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
imagine
✨Jassy✨
STARTING WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER YOU WHERE MINE MY BOOOOOOOO
M3ME G0D
I got adhd so if i get hyper then MY BAD bro
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
adhd goes crazy fr fr
M3ME G0D
One last meme for the day 🫡
M3ME G0D
CYA HATE TO BE YA SUCKERS
✨Jassy✨
jake you on?
✨Jassy✨
JAKEEE
Iambob
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Toast ツ
What the hell happened here?
Jake ツ
Hey 😏