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do you know matt's email

wtf happened here?

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why'd he get banned anyway?

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my name is lily but kids at school call me lil🤏

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sid the sloth?

bro im sorry reagan.

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ashton is a bitch and he deserves to be banned

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he is a pedo and u cant change my mind

reagan, holy shit

you go throught like 10 parnters a day

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a bit thats fucked up on a whole nother lelevel

I swear i'll find ya'lls ip adress and beat yall

until yall learn a lesson on how to be nice

I was joking too, ha ha

he was playing me i think

you think a lot of people play oyu

someone told me he was playing me

sry, im just kinda a bitch

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still not as bad as sid the slo- ashton

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I'm going to clean my eyes with bleach

soo, every one here is 13+ right?

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ASHTON IS 🤮

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NEVER PAID ANY MIND TO MY MOTHER OR FRIENDS SO I SHUT EM ALL OUT FOR YOU CAUSE I WAS JUST A KID.

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JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is this another song?

you should see me in a crown

im going to run this nothing town

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Just not with her, but tell your friends That I'll be lost without you.

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And I'll admit it Sometimes I miss when we were in it So I made a list so I never forget All the things I hate about you

y'all listen to said songs (he says with some of his favroite songs being form BoyWithUke and NF)

just in case my car goes off the cliff tonight

Your friends must suck if they think you're cool A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money And I don't know how I fell for your shit You gross me out, now I've got the ick And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me

i love that song

i know that song, tho, "just like you"

millions of us just like you like you

just like you like you

$ CANT TRUST YOU

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2 YEARS OF YOUR BULLSHIT I CANT UNDO

You made me love you Ooh, ah How'd you make me love you? And I'll admit it Sometimes I miss when we were in it So I made a list, yeah Ten things I hate about you Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I dated Seven talk a big game 'til you're naked Only six seconds and I had to fake it Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues Two years of your bullshit I can't undo One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

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i love that song

the person i like aint gay :o

Ayy You know my ex, so that makes it all feel complicated, yeah (It all seems complicated) I read those texts that you sent to yours But I'll never say it, yeah (I'll never say-)

You walked in my life at 2:00 a.m. 'Cause my boy's new girl is your best friend Act like you don't see me, we'll play pretend Your eyes already told me what you never said Now we're in the back seat of the black car going home When she asked me, "Is it wrong if I come up with you?" We're both drunk on the elevator When I kissed you for the first time in New York City, uh I swear to God, I never fall in love Then you showed up, and I can't get enough of it I swear to God, I never fall in love I never fall in love, but I can't get enough of it First off, I'm not sorry I won't apologize to nobody You play like I'm invisible Girl, don't act like you ain't saw me Last year was a mess, and how I acted was beyond me But the past still revolves me You text me, I ain't responding But now shit's done changed Go our separate ways But look at this damage you did to me I still want nothing to do between you and me Please, don't say nothing at all Sounds so true to me We don't have nothing to say, hey I swear to God, I never fall in love Then you showed up, and I can't get enough of it I swear to God, I never fall in love I never fall in love, but I can't get enough of it I swear to God, I never fall in love Then you showed up, and I can't get enough of it I swear to God, I never fall in love I never fall in love, but I can't get enough of it You know my ex, so that makes it all feel complicated, yeah (It all seems complicated) I read those texts that you sent to yours But I'll never say it, yeah (I'll never say-)

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This song is for the boy who played me Here's our breakup I never got to say Here are all the things you gave me While we were dating Alphabetically arranged A is for All your halfed Ass Apologies B is for Breaking up at my Birthday party Couldn't I C that I would be Catching you Cheating on me D is for Drunk And Dialing me to Drive you home E is for Evidence I found on your phone So Fuck you for making me feel like a Goddamn fool Oh Goodbye to the Guy I knew Hello Heartbreak Honeymoon I'm more Interested In me Jokes on you and your Jealousy Oh This song is for the boy who kissed me Hope you're listening Learn your ABC's Never thought I'd catch you cheating Gave me 26 reasons You're alphabetically deranged K is for Karma, for Kissing him in front of me L is for Lying, saying "I Love you I'LL never Leave" You're Mistaken if you think you can Manipulate Me One more time N is Naive to Never Notice your Narcissism O for I'm moving Onto Optimism Played me like a Puppet but I'm Pulling out my strings Oh Quit your crying you're Quite a fool I'm Restarting with someone new This Story of us is written woefully Fuck you and your XYZ's Oh Sicko psycho now that I know Gonna get revenge Lie here, light your bed on fire It's in my defence Heartbreak, mistakes, fucking insane Bottled up my tears Heartache, betrayed, aren't you afraid My love is your fear I hope you've learned your ABC's Of all the things you did to me Learn to love myself from your deceit Happy ending to this sad story

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bc i just say yes eveytime

what did you sayyyy??

talk to me on uwu