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Sorry for saying hello then leaving earlier

My moms car pulled into the drive way

I think not sleeping during the weekend is finally having an effect

I just watched that without sound and don’t get it

I mean I don't know u like that so I wouldn't be able to tell you

soft-hearted. adjective. (also softhearted) us/ˈsɔftˈhɑr·tɪd/ kind and willing to help other people.

I’m sure you could help somebody if somebody needs help

Also that second YouTube short is pretty much describing you

I scrolled off that one and watched a different video lol

This is the one I said it had creative ideas

Still think you look kind of better

You shouldn’t hate yourself so much

Tbh I don’t think you look bad in that photo

Bro what the fuck why is he so damn skinny

He needs to drink some fucking milk

I still don’t think you look bad

Say one thing about you appearance that looks bad

That’s so filtered I can’t even tell lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not allowed to get account tbh

I gtg tho imma be back at like 12am lol

What were you guys talking about while I was gone?

yea he was like saying my pictures looked good and called me cute and wouldt let me hate myself

bro how tf was he being mean then he's giving u compliments

I’m I being mentally slow again or does that make no sence?

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I said that’s why me and green are trying to call Mr.Knight

Would he believe it if germ’s mom called?

I don’t see how kaiden could do anything

oop hayden who was that guy that you posted a few mins ago?

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did anyone tell u

wants to kill herself

It’s been weeks since she first brought it up to me

wll thats what she meant by dont listen to anyone

Her dads about more stupid than a four year old

I know one person who may help though

Not sure if it will work or not but it’s all we got left

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I’m multitasking and the game I’m playing just got like 4400 ping

Listen to Heaven Beside You by Nirvana

Why does that seem so familiar hmmmm 🧐

Hmm so familiar almost like I can say the same thing

The thing he said about his girlfriend lol

Bro landon didn’t know we were dating

He just figured that out when Zack said that yesterday

He was all like “OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU GUYS SLEEP TIGETHER”

I mean we didn’t w fall asleep really we were just cuddling

When I cuddle with my gf I have to get up almost every 2 minutes

Do you have a boner or something lol?

Yeah that also happened to me lol ;-;

Yeah if my gf would kill me if she found out I got a boner while we are cuddling

Go ahead talk about how your feeling

I would if my mom wouldn’t disown me for doing that

So for my birthday would you want to go roller Skating?

guess who's back, back again

will the real slim shady please stand up?

Guess who’s back, back again, shadies back, tell a friend. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back guess who’s back, dananana.

I could probably type like 100 lyrics without cheating

I was browsing recent posts

Yeah we chatted earlier right?

Honestly I don’t remeber twin but I do remeber that he was a top g

I'm Jake, just on a different acc

I’m looking at memes while waiting

using a chat client inspired by a 14 year old webcomic created by the guy whose basement undertale was developed in

Waiting for somebody to say something new

Probably from zack crashing into my jaw while sledding

*me thinking about how nice it was to cuddle*

I've only known you like a day and you're cool!

Have you been taking your anti depressants?

For real, you're a really cool person

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If you take to many it makes it worse

That’s, not, how it works though.

I checked your health grade to see if you were paying attention

If you take the wrong amount of a medication and not when your supposed to

It actually doesn’t work correctly

And either doesn’t do what it’s supposed to or makes things worse

How many are you supposed to take?

I'm going to make a new post if any of y'all wanna talk there.

I’ll try to explain this differently

Okay, well I hope you get the help that you need.

The drug is supposed to effect your brain to make you be less depressed and not over reactive and stuff I think

I'm here if you ever need anything Lonelylune.

So just by taking a lot doesn’t make it work better

Because it can imbalance your brain

And make depression worse than it already is

that’s literally exactly how it works

As someone who's taken antidepressants I can confirm

Never take too much or too little

Nah just gets you addicted and screws your brain up

I’m surrounded by illogical nonsense please help

Yeah, definitely don't use weed either

Hayden talk to me on my other post please, i'm bored.

I've known friends who ruin their lives with that, it's never as good as it may seem. I can't outright make anyone stop, but I would highly suggest not using it for the sake of both yourself and those around you

And that also applies for why you shouldn’t kill yourself

That's how addiction works. It's very hard to break, but please know that it's the best thing to do

someone tell me who tf this is

As have I. You're less alone than you think

I want to kms so bad but I just don't know how.

yall like the fit i wore to taco bell

My mom left me for some random dude when she was 14.

Its helping because I won't have to answer to god.

Amelia were trying to tell Charlie why nit to kill herself, not that she should

I know but if you kill yourself then you worries would be gone.

No offense but yeah it's really not

Killing yourself only brings more pain to those around you

ok charls u shouldnt its a terrible idea

It's never the right way to go, there's always a better way, always a way to find happiness

I'm only 14 and I don't have a great life.

theres so much to live for

I gotta go, but please think about what we're saying

Yes you do, you ABSOLUTELY deserve it

I am a crazy person, thats what my mawmaw and brother says all the time.

charls, amelia i understandy you

So what? Screw that, live the best life you can!

amelia im lietteraly dilusional

There's always something worth living for

and charls youll miss out on my daily taco bell trips

Alright, I gotta dip. I'll be on here later, so please feel free to talk to me whenever. I'll always be willing to chat no matter what it's about.

I’m surrounded by two Charlie’s, two delusional Christian people with mental links, and somebody who is named after a candy bar.

WHICH CHARLIE STUPID WHICH ONE!!!

But we weren't like enemies

Her mom caught her using the website alot. So she only uses anon accounts now.

Same fate as the aussies and me

So i'll let her know you came back on, she prob stop on here and say hi to you Jake.

Thanks! You can just follow my main acc, I'll probably just change that one's name

Alright, I really gotta go now lol, catch you guys later

charls who will i order a second dorrito locos for?

who will i vent to about my pergo sis and her sneaky link

charlie/lonely lune is chals

I like optical illusions like that

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Tell me all the information on the document

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So there is 8 digits in a Chromebook password (I think)

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I MEANT ITS

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Why did you say your not going to eat tomorrow?

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charls litterly talk to me

this is totally me graduating feelings school

Top three things I’m proud of this year: 1 dating the hottest and nicest girl in the grade. 2 geting the all As honor list. 3 jumping over a small wall.

I’m can’t think of anything else

That’s all I’m proud of this school year

stop like i just graduated look at the pic

Somebody in P.E. Class literally asked me if I master-bated in the bed or in the bathroom.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17ieaE6E79gOm-cBSIcTSWedUhjYkbi3910Aw7v2-FPs/edit

Then some girl said “I can’t do that because I’m nit a make” then he said “just use a fucking dildo” we all started dieing luaghing

I can’t talk until my dad falls asleep