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How u been feeling today? ❤️

Just laid in bed talking to u. It's like 10:42 pm here lol

How about you?

Oh, I hope you'll be ok, you came through last time so I'm confident you'll come through again

Don't die on me😱 😘

Love your profile picture 😻

The stigg need to mind his biz he said our jokes are bad but the apps literally called worst jokes ever what he exect

Mine ain't working but I'll sort it on a computer when I'm back at school

Yesss that is true, I thought we'd got rid of him

I did to the owner must of lied those peises of shit

He's like a cockroach, he just comes back 🤠

No social media lol, not allowed it for some reason 😩

Maybe the owners blocked 'the stig' and not 'the stigg'

Many because I can't find the stig

Yess. He's a jerk, we should try and get rid of that username too

Yes time to destroy the stig army

Have I already asked how your day's been?

Lol. Have you heard from analie? She's gone quiet...

Maybe she's on a break or summink. I'm bad at making conversation, is there anything you wanna talk about? 😜

Yes I talked to bluey last night

He's a great guy.

I like nearly everything I'll eat anything lol. Just not sushi 🤢

Haha! I'm not the only one! Nearly everyone I know likes the stuff 😂

Sardines are nice once in a while

Red although I'm digging my profile color too

Imma guess yours is blue?

Ok what's the most imbarrising thing that has happened to you

🤠 I knew it! Lol I have an idea: what's your favourite movie character

Oh, there's a few embarrassimg things, where to start...

Erm... Oh! The most embarrassing, well, I had a crush in year 9, I didn't know she had one on me, so I was showing off in pe, football, I went in goal, and challenged the best kid to a penalty shootout, I missed the first second third and fourth, got cocky with the fifth and jumped early, I got hit in the face and knocked unconscious by the football

The outsiders, heard of it not watched it lol. I'll have a look. And watch it when I wake up tomorrow

Ok the most imbaarising that happened to memwasmin rrad

oh lol

Ok the most imbaarising thing that happened to me was in grade 5 I was get ing up to sharpen my pensil and we'll i tripped and fell on my bff bf and are lips touched 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

Lol. There was a time I got caught on my phone in class, and the teacher took it, so I stole the stack of plain paper just to be annoying now I have a useless pile of papers in my room

That must have taken days to get over 😂

How did your bff react

Ok there was this time I was going out to eat and I decided it would be a good idea to lett my un exsperianced cuzin do my make up let's just say I mad a baby cry

Lol bet u still look like that jk 😉

I'm eating pizza hear have a piece 🍕🍕

Worst thing you've said out of context to someone, that'd be funny

Thanks 🍕 (Om)

'uncle Joe, It doesn't fit, help me get it in. ( 5yo me with one of those Meccano sets)

The pizza was good😉 I am wincing at that cringy memory

my brothers are about to piss me off

You should beat them up to shut them up 💪

thse are the lyrics

No quick head in my bed I can't have that I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope In the sheets I am a bully Give more head than a hoodie Every time you make me cum it loo

Bro that's not nice 'cpr' tell them they'll need CPR or summink maybe that'd sush their mush

Bro how old are they, those lyrics 😱😱😱

Tell them Uno reverse

Damn that's a lot of brothers 😎.

Wish I had a brother lol, we reached 100 comments btw

I think we broke it

Gotta go in five 😭 let's make the most of it. (What do we do now( 😂))

That's for me to know and them to find out...

Lol they said to,tell you the got 9 footers

I ain't telling anyone 🤠

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤩😂🤩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ask them if they're inverted lol

OMG they just told me to find out the hard way ewwww me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Tell them longer than the lot of them put together

Your brothers are epic 😎😎😎

Lol they said they would probly hurt

It's just about midnight here, so I'm gonna get some sleep good night ly 😘. Can you tell your brothers goodnight 🤣

the lyrics are

Molly on the beat Hump me, fuck me Daddy better make me choke (you better) Hump me, fuck me My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do) Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick it) I want to eat yo' dick (I do) But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence Mouth wide open, mouth wide open

help me

Deep throat wow just wow.

They're awesome 😎

See you tomorrow ❤️ 😴

I know whell gn ly🥰😍😘😇😇 I'll be on tomarow but after that I'ma bee of for about a week

Ok😘 I'll make sure I'm on tomorrow ❤️ lyt.