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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James

hello guys... my name is basam i need friends please add me on my instagram in my bio my friends at school r boring and stupid worthless beings so please add me and text me there

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Hear ye, hear ye. You guys need to know some stuff about some of your friends on here!! YIKES. Make sure you know people.

Yo wsg Matt, i need my account @my melodyy back, and i need the password to be reset to the last password changed BEFORE it was changed again. Don’t ask why, I have beef with someone’s mom and they changed it. Anyways thanks

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Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.

Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

Ig, we all should learn from our "mistakes" and obviously we don't want such a thing to happen again, so that's why we should keep an eye on EVERYONE, not only on one person, because that wouldn't make any sense.

Some people are just too good hiding their feelings, while helping others and no one helps them, because everyone thinks, they are doing great. So, we should be there for everyone and help them, as good as … Read more

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

Idk what to do guys my dad is leaving and I can't do shit. Ik I'm being a bitch for talking about it as an anon but idk who to talk to. This fucking sucks :( Sry for dumping this on anyone who reads it but I just need to vent