GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

is it just me or whenever you look up "sad pfp" to send to your friends for chuckles, It comes up with just a bunch of anime, google is fucked up. not everything is about anime lol

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

I forgot to inform you that I saw some random guy having meth withdraws on the side of the road Wednesday. It looked crazy man was tangled up in his coat he had his mouth wide open his head was violently shaking and twitching it was shocking

are you the sun bc the more i look at you the more my eyes burn<3 (jkjk ur pretty)

I got a haircut now my head kinda looks like an egg kid thing my hair grows fast as fuck

I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more

My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

Guess who has two thumbs and got called a disappointment by his mother just to come home the next day and be told I looked like satan? This guy. Not like I give two fucks what my mom thinks anyway what’s she gonna do if she ever wants to punish me? Take away my iPad so she can’t text me if I run away? Yes this post is 100% dumb and probably a waste of your time just felt like saying something because it’s the weekend 😎

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more