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All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make … Read more

ayo if anyone wanna add me my discord: queen of nightmares #9258 my discord was made in 2018 so do NOT make fun of my name and i just checked my snap is temporarily blocked ill tell everyone later and just to let everyone know {(:bye:)} might not be on for at-least another hour

i need some advice for asking my crush out, and i only know a little bit about him 😭😓

BRO WIECK IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAID

"you have been acting dumb saying you dont know the reasons when youve already been told, and youre asking me stupid questions right now as if it even matters anymore

and regardless if youre going through something right now or not, you should acknowledge the things you do dont play dumb, act dumb or even try to remedy your shit"

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

TO *ANYONE* IN THE AUSSIE GANG (all the ones who know each other):

Hello. It’s me, Jake. I’ve been relatively absent from the site lately, but I’ve noticed that there has been no contact with any of you since...everything happened (regarding Hailey and Caitlyn). There was limited contact through someone named LOLS, but even that is gone now. If ANY of you are still here, or just see this message, please just let me know what has happened to everyone, especially Hailey. I know that there was some stuff that happened between some of you just before everything fell apart, but please, if someone could just give me an update, anything, I’d be very glad. Thanks

Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more

The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Did y'all know that according to cannibals the most delicious part of the human body is the eyes?

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

Well guys, it seems I've befallen the same fate as Hailey and Caitlyn. My mom made a strange and sudden discovery about my usage of this site and flipped her lid. As such, I'm not allowed on here. Don't think I'm gone though. I'll be back, trust me. You'll know me when you see me. Until then, Chad King Jake out!

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more