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https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

Anon's unregistered account: https://worstjokesever.com/~Anonymous

I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more

If anybody has a problem with me, state them in the comments. That way I can deal with you personally so you can stop talking shit about me behind my back. That is if you really do have a problem with me. Otherwise, your good friend Chxl is lying and that people hate me.

https://meet.google.com/mwi-unxs-zcr?pli=1&authuser=1 me bored if you wana chat join you dont need ur cam or mic on

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I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen

Terrorist 4.0 I'm gonna bomb YOUR house and tell everyone your gay and that you tried to drown me in your swimming pool TWICE, if you don't watch a movie with me. Also stop sending pig pictures to me I'M NOT A PIG, here's some broses for the continuation of our bromance🌹🌹🌹

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

if anyone's on tell ethan that,the account user@ethan is gay that he saying sh*t about him.