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I have decided I need to take a chill pill and well... Follow some of my old guidelines again so back to this account I go. 😁

Y'all probably thought I was a lib who killed myself after Trump came in, but actually it was because of Explain-it-bear.

Yo, i just got on this website cuz my cousin used to use it, this is not what he said it was like

It’s time for me to leave this website once and for all. No, I’m not going to come back to the website for a while, (I’m trying one year) and it’s because I’m not doing well and ruining you guys’s experiences on this website. I’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done, being other people wasn’t cool and I have no excuses. My main apologies go to Matt, Ethan, and Jake who had to deal with my ass. I’m SO sorry to hurt yo… Read more

What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more