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Guy Fact #7: *Man goes out for a run* Man: "If I don't reach that post before that car, I'm gonna die."

Guys, i was just casually digging in my asshole, like any other human would, and i pulled out a condom, weird right?

My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since she’s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isn’t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story