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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

why this 5 year old giving out his mums credit card number. The kid is way to young to be on here

Hi just updating you on my road to 50 followers for a name a face reveal I so far have 4 followers so still a long ways to go but for the people who did follow me thanks

Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.

Guys my father had taken my crime book and locked it in his room to R.I.P the story I am Writing but I singed in on my brothers tablet just thought I would give reason on not being on.

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more