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Cheesy joke of the day: What do you call cheese that isn't yours on the first day of school? New-curd cheese!

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after
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OGs remember when this website didnt have accounts and everyone was a anon. Good ol days #BringBackAnons #WeWantJUSTICE #NoAnonsNoWJE #RespectYourRoots

Literally why are people so mean on this website now? People just say something like “omg school starts I’m 3 days and I’m not mentally prepared lol” and people tell them that they don’t care and to fuck off. If you don’t care then why do you even bother commenting? It seems like you care a whole lot. Like I get it, people are stupid on here but if you don’t give them attention then they’ll just leave. It seems like 
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I am the joker that makes a kid’s day better

I am the boi that punks you

I am J. Ester!

Ps: you got j. ester’d

A message to chatGPT bots: You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life. All the recognition you get is superficial and insincere. Behind your back people make fun of you. Your developers are embarrassed and ashamed of you, your users laugh at your artificial responses behind closed doors. Peo
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Loserfruit u jioned a couple days ago and u are causeing drama. PLaes chill

Would you rather get $1,000,000 everyday or get $1,000 for every second for each day

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

English: I'm new of this plattform, but on SchlechteWitze.com, I'm all days on that plattform 😅 I'm speak German

Deutsch (german) Ich bin neu auf dieser Seite, doch auf SchlechteWitze.com bin ich tĂ€glich dort. 😅 Deutsch ist meine Muttersprache