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Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*

List your favorite pastimes below. One of mine is giving blind kids guns and telling them its a hairdryer.

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

its nice that other people out there can appreciate my twisted morbid dark and dirty sense of humor lol

hey guys, hru? i really hope every one stays safe during the war and that it will end soon!

bruh sucks when your in class(or at work) and you start getting rock hard. lol can anyone relate?

Heres somethin that hurt i slamd my middle finger in a fire door it was spraying blood on the walls the floor it was stinging and felt like it was pulseing they got me to hospital quick. PS im in foster care

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

Homeless people irl:*are given food, homes, and what they need* Homeless people in family guy:*are given shirts, zigzag brownie pans, and a free crash bandicoot video game*

I'm so confused 🥴. Why are the jokes called worst jokes ever? And people still post on here? 🫠

I'm not going anywhere today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while and then we'll go to bed...