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A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back

to the stig how old are you because you act like your two and dude just stop telling people to kill their self its fucking anoying and rude as hell

royal I challenge you to a rap battle at 12:05 am pacific time zone

some bars as warm up

yo yo yo your moms a hoe I bet shes fat and gay and retad and gay and fat oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohphpphphhpihtr rirfdc

I hate it when dudes try to chase me But I love it when you try to save me 'Cause I'm just a lady I love it when we play 1950 So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me I'm suprised when you kiss me So tell me why my gods look like you And tell me why it's wrong So, I'll wait For you I'll pray I will keep on waiting for your love For you I'll wait I will keep on waiting for your Did you mean it when you said I was pr… Read more

I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

I come here when I'm board in class and my friend and i make and read jokes when we board

Remember that a few years ago we had low gas prices low taxes and low crime, non of these things happened after Biden got in office now a war started we are doing nothing about it and gases are skyrocketing and the weird part to me Ukraine was about to join nato yet now we are not helping them.

Not a riddle yet but just a word of caution: user name Adapt is sending hateful and derogatory comments. I don't know how to report it, so I thought I'd warn everyone 👑

ROUND 3: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own

what is it?

A bat and ball cost $1.10. The bat cost one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

berries and cream berries and cream im a little lad who loves berries and cream

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!

hello im bored in my class so im on here idk y tho my teach is talking about chicken and eggs in a class about money im very confused

98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50

Hey guys a made a cool video it would realy and i mean REALLy make my day if you just watch it (:::::::: thx I <#3 you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid