Civics jokes
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
