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Church Memes

Dawson Maxey

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

T.walk1992

The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".

Daddy dick

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

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The image shows two scenes. In the first, a woman is pointing her finger at a child and saying "Your imaginary friend is not real". In the second, the same woman and child are sitting in pews at a church, with the text "Sunday" above their heads.

DADDY sus aka the king

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

relateable..

The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."