Chopping Board jokes
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 馃槶馃拃
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.