Chopping Board jokes

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.