Chopping Board jokes

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

"what's that on your wrist?"

"I'm a cutting board. duh"