Castration

Castration jokes

Child

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

Public

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

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    Penis

    A penis has a sad life.

    His hair is a mess.

    His family is nuts.

    His neighbor is an asshole.

    His best friend is a pussy.

    And his owner beats him.

    Circumcision

    Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

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    A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

    You need to be a complete dick.

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