Captains log jokes

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?