Capsizing jokes

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?