Capsizing jokes

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.