Capsizing jokes

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.