Breast Implant jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.