Breast Implant jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.