Boyardees jokes

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.