Boyardees jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!