Boyardees jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.