Awnser jokes

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Toilet

  • Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

    Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

    Cow

  • My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

    Hint... it smelled its favorite food 馃嵄 and saw its future!

    That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 馃悏 and five jungle eggs.

    Wife

  • A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

    The husband answers her: Pretty.

    The wife responds: Thank yo-

    The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

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    Sex

  • I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

    PS free sex at my name

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